Sharon 🕶️

Wife, mom of 2 boys, work hard for the money, crazy, Yankees fan since ‘77, Isles fan since ‘80, and now transplanted in The South.

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

What did you do this morning? Oh, I don’t know, ran off a cliff with some guy I just met. 🪂

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@sydneyemartin @IslesTerritory Beautiful. He deserves only good things from here. What a special kid and family.

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@BComptonNHL Done and I’ll submit for the company match.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

One of my favorite games to play as an adult is: Did I take ibuprofen 30 minutes ago, or did I just think about taking ibuprofen 30 minutes ago?

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@ItsAmeryB Hello little kitty!

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@omgsidewalks Invest money into your Roth IRA and leave it there. Your 52 year old self will thank you.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

No greater metaphor for this entire week than Pete Hegseth quoting a fake Bible verse from the movie Pulp Fiction to Pentagon staff.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

MAHA going well I see

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time”

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

“The Pope is soft on crime!” is something you’d hear an angry hobo yell from a cardboard box.

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@ItsAmeryB Omg what is happening?

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@NASA @NASAArtemis So amazed and proud. Well done to the entire team.

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

@NASA @DivesTech Welcome home! Amazing. Go PACK!! 🐺 ❤️🖤

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

Godspeed Artemis II

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

I’ve run out of superlatives for Matthew Schaefer. #isles

[Covie @covie_93]

This stephen miller tweet aged like stephen miller.

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

Hello friends…

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[Sharon 🕶️ @SharonHarbauer]

It’s TACO Tuesday once again. 🌮