QuarterLunge

Do you folks like coffee???

[Arash Madani @ArashMadani]

The IIHF has made Andre Proulx look like Einstein.

Have made a mockery of their world championships with the most absurd replay review process and ruined an incredible, historic sports moment in Finland. That is beyond shameful.

[Arash Madani @ArashMadani]

Finland was robbed of a world championship they had won, on home ice no less. Could have been a seminal moment for the sport. Instead, the host country was cheated by the IIHF's pure incompetence. The governing body of the sport should be ashamed and brought to the carpet for it.

[Julie Chu @juliechu13]

What is going onnnnn? If it's not a goal, then Finland should have a penalty for goalie interference. If it's a goal, then it means USA tripped Finland and the Finnish goal is good...? If it's no goal, then how does USA have penalty? Someone help me🙄 honest question

[Key Number Respecter @JonCheddar]

No shit, she’s never had sex

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

Lol y’all still don’t know how to use acceleration lanes here. #TBay

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Saying Happy Valentine’s Day to a woman tomorrow may be a sexist microaggression. Act accordingly, gentlemen.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup. We got the band back together. Another season of Cosmos is officially real. “COSMOS: Possible Worlds” To air on @FOXTV & @NatGeoChannnel in a year — Spring 2019. Be there.

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

I don't understand how a snake even begins to organise a trip like that.

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

In a country bar in London. Forgot ma fuckin’ plaid shirt and ma fried chicken but I guess I’m havin’ a good time. @zacbrownband

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

Come to @TheCeeps and hear all the shitty music you want.

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

@Erika_Bishop Yes

[Peter Mansbridge @petermansbridge]

Lou Lamorello just called me to say I'd PROBABLY be picked as the next winger to play with Auston Matthews but I'd have to agree to shave my beard. I said "probably" is no good and took a pass.

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

“How I Met Your Mother” is absolute garbage.

[kaylee @kayfranswag]

“are you gonna ride the bull?”
“no i’m a vegan”

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

If you wear any type of costume this Halloween you are racist. Best to sit in a room alone, eat candy, and think about how horrible you are.

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

I'm a psych nurse and I just saw someone poop on the floor. I'm in a restaurant.

[schmox @IvoryGazelle]

Me: We All Die Alone for $500
Trebek: That's not one of the options
Me: *lips against mic* It's the only option, Alex

[QuarterLunge @ShaunVan2]

So excited for when "The Tick" ads get the fack off my twitter feed.

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

Soundgarden: Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Literally nothing about that is right

[wint @dril]

when the doctor ask's you for a stool sample but you dont know how much he needs so you load up like an entire keg with turds "Just in case"