Colt Shining Armor

Husband of Cadance, NSFW DNI, temporary replacement for the main

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Twilightstar126 ....I'm going to assume you're not gonna let me try to use necromancy are you?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

Going to bed everypony....

Yknow my speech is starting to regress a bit...not in the "going from closet to cwoset" way but more just...I stutter more...

@EternalNightMLP
Coning to tuck me in miss "Mandatory Nighttime Naps"?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@SpikeDragon2010 YOU GOT A COLD AND THINK THAT'S BAD?

LOOK AT MY CHARCOAL-BLACK FORELEG! SOMEPONY WAS SHOOTING FIRE AND NOW I LOOK LIKE A WALKING SMOKESTACK

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@starlitequality How can you not contain a frog for more than a day

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros // can you tell i was just having fun and flinging shit at the wall because i was EXTREMELY pissed about a win in ranked only giving me +26% (i need 164% for the backbling i want)

THIS BIRD WILL TORTURE ME UNTIL I ACQUIRE IT. I NEED THE BIRD FOR THE CLARK FIT.

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

Another tierlist of how good some creatures/ponies/whoever the hell are at a fortnite from personal experiences.

Pharynx or however you spell his name would be pretty insulted not being at the top i imagine...

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@ZinkyDinky_ @Flim_FlamBros Wait you're not mad about the fire damage?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros You two,
Look at my hooves?
I'm holding her!
NOW GET CADANCE! EITHER WE NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HER OR SHE'S GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Phantom_MoonMlp At this point
sent me to Twilight already solely so i can just be used as decoration and nothing else

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros Just @ her or something
she'll respond quickly probably...
mabye not i'ven't got a better idea, also you two, TAKE THE DAMN FIRE EXTUINGISHER ON THE WALL!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@NnalyArt Awww

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros Well you two?
Gonna get her here so i can save your flanks or wanna be screwed regardless?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@bestfilly It's because it's your color isn't it

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@lunarweave Ah...
Another sleepless night because of you KNOCKING ON MY WINDOW

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@EternalNightMLP When's the first Nighttime Nap?
Already wearing the pyjama armor Celestia gave me for them...

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@EmpathyPony Too bad she gets to remain full size...

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros Fine...only because i'd also get a problem..

get Cadance here...i need to do the colt eyes again...