TJ McCoy

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. The Real McCoy

[bec @benepla_]

My sister on Instagram 😭😭

[TJ McCoy @ShitMcCoySays]

@kaitlynmko This would be the perfect opportunity for a severance style innie Kate that can dance and an outtie that’s got that je nais se quois free flow vibe

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[The Father @Sneegsnag]

Gay Batman is the greatest hero of all time except he has one major weakness

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

idk who needs to hear this but just because you prefer being drunk and therefore make the rational decision to drink every day, does NOT make you “an alcoholic”.

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

I took her to my birdhouse and I beaked it

[turning and turning @callofthefoid]

women act so horrified and offended when you use your binoculars on the train like calm down sister my view is so zoomed in its basically not even your toes anymore

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

[cloud watching]

GIRLFRIEND: That one looks like a ring.

ME: I think it looks like two people taking it slow despite the pregnancy.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

man i'm depressed, i wonder if laying in my bed on my phone all day will help

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[TJ McCoy @ShitMcCoySays]

@kaitlynmko The queen of twitter has returned

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Movie theaters after marathon runners attend a screening (the cost of cleanup is factored into ticket prices)