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5 year old camper to her counselor: “you’re 22, you should be getting married by now”

Counselor: “ask Noah how well that went for him”

Everyone: *intensely stares at me*

Me:

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@quantumfiber what’s the new estimated repair time for the major outage in Seattle? The only update you’ve release states 5:30.

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

Who’s gonna tell them 😭😂

[DBrags @DBSportsYT]

Kyle Konrardy's GW 54-yard field goal in the Cy-Hawk Game with Titanic music

@WideRtNattyLt @cyclonefanatic @IowaEverywhere @WeWillCllective @brentblum @CycloneFB @CycloneATH

#CyclONEnation
#CycloneState

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@CycloneLarry69

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#iowastate

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”

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@DeafKidHears @Pareidoliac Introduce the hold podcast.

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He has risen

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It’s opening day. Go cubs.

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@ColorMeHailey

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Happy thanksgiving

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Horns down. One last time

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I haven’t known joy since.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

108 years ended seven years ago today.

(#OTD x @Prevagen)

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@ChrisBrunswick I’ll never understand why candidates are so afraid of the LWV events….

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Make sure you listen to the new Blink-182 release and tell your homies you love them.