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YOTM

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

@Kazuto_Yamazaki In the Silmarillion Elwing appeared to the mariner Eärendil as a bird and helped him sail to Valinor and petition the Valar to save Middle-Earth.

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@elonmusk @CNBC @CNBCMakeIt @dzang3 @PeteThin are you back???

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@es_aion @PeteThin @dzang3

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How have cardboard six-pack holders not made it to the US? Simple but genius

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@adamssam93 @Mariners JJ Putz

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Behind the scenes on how the Kraken logo was designed

[Shane @swest13r]

I could’ve watched every episode of Westworld in literally any random order and probably wound up less confused than I did watching in normally

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@swest13r Let’s just collect more running backs and LBs

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@DelaneyCH @camerontrostle??

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@Tadlianne Nope

[Shane @swest13r]

Every single one of my children, boy or girl, will be named Damian Lillard Westler

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Michael Bradley is as useless on defense as his hairbrush.

[Shane @swest13r]

The year is 2022. Key Arena is renovated. Kevin Durant has returned home to the Seattle SuperSonics. Opening night is versus OKC who just set an NBA record for losing every single game, the season prior. Howard Schultz is in prison. Climate change is no longer a threat.

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@Tadlianne You're obsessed Tad.

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Ignoring everything else the quote in the bottom right is actually gold

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Virginia governor's yearbook page shows two people in blackface, KKK garb https://t.co/qgNu2XNSHv

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@RyanKorling Live updates plz

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Hey tone

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@ShaneWestler I read this as Eric Swenson which would have been just as good