Dan

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@AMC_TV @YouTubeTV thank you for the sped up version of #Armageddon you clowns. I hope they paid you a bunch of money

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

Thanks @espn @GetSpectrum for that 12 seconds of content in a 30 minute halftime break. You’re an even bigger joke than @ClemsonTigers offense

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@AllGetOut We’re as amateur as they come but: https://t.co/Xum6LLY3dz

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@luceromusic @Corybranan @USAquarium My buddy who’s a big fan is getting married that day. Any chance I could snag a poster? Didn’t see it in the store but I think he’d get a kick out of having one with that date on it 😬

[Cassie @cassiefiveone]

What a moron #ElectionResults2020

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@blink182 I think I accidentally played it as a folk song #Quarantine @markhoppus

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@BrianKTiemann @BadBooksMusic Hope I’m not flying my fanboy flag too high with this but @okayfineAndy played it on an acoustic tour in 2016 I believe
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[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

I'm always reaching for banquet? @AllGetOut

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

At the gate, about to get on the plane to Hong Kong, just wrecking my face with pizza #merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@sims_alex bachelor party so far

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

My @pandora_radio showed me a solid song today. Damn, thanks. @ManchesterOrch #EverythingToNothing

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

Parts, beer, lasers, frustration, possibility

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

I feel like my #uber drivers judge me... Is that bad?

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

@EMHami you've been in harcombe for 5 hours???

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

Woodshoppin'

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

Serious question... Is #jennymccarthy drunk right now?

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

This is too cold.

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

FSU band is the reason tvs have mute buttons.

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

Planning my upcoming trip to Folly Beach- staying at Tides Folly Beach. Get a room discount on me: http://t.co/9YkHG9CtcB @tidesfollybeach

[Dan @Sketchfriendly]

Here's a framed picture of a bear using a urinal