Smoothest Brain

World's smoothest brain

[onion person @CantEverDie]

@envisionedluna saying “shes growing on me” all on the same day, checks cleared

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

There has never been a man who describes himself as “high t” who has a penis longer than 4 inches. This is science. Kinsey looked into this.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

The biggest loser tonight: Progressives Except for Palestine. A dead tendency

[Point Made Basketball @pointmadebball]

Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot, my city is thriving with me as mayor, and my football team won the premier league and my basketball team won its first championship since 1973. Fuck you.

[Anthony Malone @AnthonyMalone_]

Took my dad to his first WWE show, he’s so excited bless him #WWELiverpool

[caio lemos @CaioeLemos]

novo álbum do Kaatayra!

Caminhos de Água

Espero que gostem e obrigado por escutar!

https://t.co/KRV4fMPApH

[pushpins @2Pushpins]

@chiweethedog Having a threeway with them and getting ground to dust between their abs

[Chris Doerfler @cmdoerfler]

@TomWrightAsia nope, its not Adam Back.

this is simply a Blockstream attempt to rehabilitate the recent revelations that Back and Blockstream are Epstein affiliated

[audrey 🔜 right behind you @iTrollWomen]

i mean come on lol
https://t.co/iqrAO8KyEN

[𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠 Very poor & Very stupid @insiliconot]

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the ukraine to sell you drones? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 you need the eu to build you rockets too? yeah ?? you can't do it? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 you need the macron to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Zohran what do you think about the Association of Serbian Municipalities of Kosovo and PM Kurti's refusal to form it

[bilbo @Bilbobag12341]

@notthreadguy Twitter is basically particle physics. Once you tell it you are observing the wave function collapses because the algo sees your soul.

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Ali Khamenei received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[13yr old with a credit card @13yroldwithcc]

My outlook on life and America improved immensely when I’m fell out of the nihilistic Clavicular framemogging simcluster into the Alysa Liu cheery woke 2.0 optimism simcluster

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

just found $5 on the ground a minute ago

annualized i am around $2,628,000 arr

[The Epstein Files @TheEpsteinFiles]

HARVARD PROFESSOR MARTIN NOWAK IDENTIFIED IN ONE OF THE ‘TORTURE’ EMAILS

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

I knew diamonds were a scam and artificially scarce when I designed and manufactured my wife's ring. I knew about debeers marketing history.

If you as a man think "this is a scam so I won't do it" then you're being selfish and missing the point which is to let her know she's special to you.

[Nico Colaleo @NicoColaleo]

THREAD: I'm finally sharing all the panoramics and full shots I've stitched together over the years of The Ren & Stimpy Show.

Seeing these full BGs and artwork in all their glory shows just how great this cartoon series looked. Be sure to check out this whole thread... Enjoy!

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

@pick_six22 @bigidiotgirl Oh hell yeah pull up a chair babe, we got a new CTE induced crash out.