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[2 Skyler 2 Sandven @SkylerSandven]

What the fuck

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aloha, welcome back from space 💫

[justin @webcul8]

https://t.co/1ofXG0Z1Io

[slick @dlicj]

today my wife said “guess who i saw in costco today?” then made me guess for like 10 min and when i didnt guess it was like “remember that super tan lady we saw walking down the street last week..” thats who she thought i might guess. a lady we dont even know that we saw one time

[Tyrion Lannister “Thot Slayer” @xSt33zy]

I fixed it.

[Chubbyemu @chubbyemu]

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[LB™️ ���𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧” 🛢 @LydiaBurrell]

jesus christ

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

bringing back weird memories from elementary school: A THREAD

[Jake Symbol @JakeSymbol]

I’m sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas “come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I’m tired” and replying “You’re not my dad. He’s asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring” then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods

[James @CaucasianJames]

girls will say shit like “just looking for someone to go on adventures with” but when u ask them to go sledding they hesitate. u didn’t deserve to ride on my snow tube anyways

[۟ @hateshaliek]

this thing makes a cool sound

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett

[jonny🇨🇺 @goldlinkjonny]

did they really have to show the water overflowing bro