Scarlett Carlyle

NYC girl trapped in the body of a Brisbane girl. But at least it's a hot body ; )

[Scarlett Carlyle @SlideScarlett]

Condoms, check. Bikini, check. Vodka, check. Rape whistle for sleazy toolies, check. Packing for Schoolies complete! http://t.co/P79JiqR7

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The fifth season is called "festival" http://t.co/P79JiqR7

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@SlideEd - if he goes down, then it doesn’t matter if he’s a short dick man!

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I agree, @SlideEd should be proud! Most people need to be famous to make a dodgy sex tape, but your dodgy sex tape has made you famous!

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Ooh this lyrics thing is fun, give me a try! Um... Blah, Blah, Blah... "is it in yet?"

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Foot fetish, yuk! Shoe fetish, yay! http://t.co/P79JiqR7

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Still miss Melbourne I promise. But thought I’d show the girls down south some of Brisbane’s best sights ; )

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@SlideTammy and @SlideLuke should play nice. So many memories

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Food porn http://t.co/P79JiqR7

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Douche-bag teacher dead, parents tamed and the sun is shining. This city and I make a good team!

[Scarlett Carlyle @SlideScarlett]

The most practical accessory of them all http://t.co/P79JiqR7

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Just got busted by Lancaster. Now being held captive in his office while he smokes 7 fags to calm down.

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@SlideEd and @SlideLuke, we know you boys like to look at each others dicks, but there's a time and a place!

[Scarlett Carlyle @SlideScarlett]

Icky! @SlideLuke and @SlideTammy need to know that PDA's on social networks are NOT cool. Srsly, get a seedy chat room!

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The beautiful people! http://t.co/TRH52a9

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Thought the twitter-verse deserved to see the real effect @SlideEd has on hot babes

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Ahhh vintage, I love you http://t.co/TRH52a9

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Hey @SlideTammy : ) remember!

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How good is Yum Cha for breakfast? Especially when Dad’s paying!

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@Mr_Buddykins So jealous! In my books, a double free pretty much equals a license to ditch, or shop, or anything but study really!