XLORM

I type things without thinking sometimes.

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

Presented by YOKO TARO ft. YOKO TAKAHASHI

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@wiglenet Why does the Android app require TTS to be installed and allowed?

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@huntboy4000 @AKirtesh But it is

[Neptune @CPUNeptune]

Doing another giveaway!
As always, I'm giving away ANY STEAM GAME!
To enter just follow and retweet!
#Giveaway

[𝓜 @mamoti3032]

Gに見えるからデザイン変えた方がいい

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

Wait... so then this is a giant statue of a DOCTOR?

This whole time?

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Last time on Dragon Ball Z:

The United States government threatened to destroy Iranian critical infrastructure, notably bridges and electrical grids.

Today the Iranian government responded by publishing (an incredibly dramatic) video threatening United States tech bros

[錆たまご @Sabitamago]

今日も一日お疲れ様です

[ハル（犬）＠土曜日 南1 a-50ab @fusen_haru_]

ギャル白ちゃん♡
#ノーゲーム・ノーライフ

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.

And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works.

Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse.

This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.

The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit.

Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

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@BattlefieldComm getting "you can no longer join this party" when trying to join friends.

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@game7400 @NuikopeaDemon

[ベンガルワシミミズクのおみた @omitach2023]

いつの間にか伸びてたので蛾蝉モードと化したおみたの動画版もご賞味ください💁🏻
お腹空くとこの状態でガン飛ばしてきます👀

[tomato @kikikiko84]

🐱🪞
#絵かゆ

[Lunasys🌙 @LaLN_P]

助けて尻の穴壊れる

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@Swoofaloop @BungieHelp @SaltagreppoD2 Makes claim
Posts the lowest qual screenshot
Okay buddy

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@PirateSoftware What does Pirate Jam taste like?

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@discord I want Nitro #discordsweepstakes

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xlorm #REBIRTHDAY @CallofDuty