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@rollbamaroll I reckon they thought they were facing the 2011 Hoosiers and prepared accordingly.

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@Hyperjack13 @ESPNRittenberg Whelp, we found out 😂

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@Hyperjack13 @ESPNRittenberg We'll find out very soon if you're right...

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@EJ_Pockets @SalvadoreYoga @ABC I reckon you shouldn't talk about his sister that way. But then again maybe you should.

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@BenChillingPhD @2TrevorPhilips @damodacracker @EJ_Pockets Demon clearly has a thing for blue-eyed boys.

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@bshelton77 Good luck trying to find a way to enforce that. 😂

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@bluelanden85 @UMichFootball Shameful.

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@IAcitynative I reckon they're counting PS4 wins.

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@Tanner1976 The TV guys constantly tell me Ohio State/Michigan is a rivalry, so I guess it isn't.

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@Tanner1976 Maybe Wisconsin underestimating Iowa is why they've been outscored 79-10 in their past two meetings 🎃

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@EJ_Pockets @M00000VIE @21bird I reckon Ol' Jason should be spending less time blowing his welfare check at the casinos and more time learning how to read at a basic level.

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@chloe1kitts Yore a college junior and you still haven't figured out the whole "studying" thing yet? Ewe must be dumb as a rock!

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@HawksChronicles @tristankallhof2 @bugeaters_ I reckon they's were fans dressed for the "Gray Out" game.

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@cyntiajr @TheodoreBear14 @CTOTHELOS77 Whenever J Lo comes on the radio I make a mad dash to the nearest holy, catholic, and apostolic Church to receive a deep cleansing of my soul and soles.

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@StopPenguinHate I had a particular affinity for Penguin 45.5, but I reckon I can give the 82nd incarnation a chance to prove him/her/shitthyself

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@cyntiajr @TheodoreBear14 @CTOTHELOS77 I ain't gonna lie. Naming a cookie in honor of fluffers makes me feel plenty uncum-for-table, Doc.

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@JAMES0N_Penguin @TheodoreBear14 When I look out my window, this is what I literally sea everyday and what the ẽürópeaпs who aren't also looking out my window are missing out on.

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@Babdazo @HistoricHub I see plenty of women who dress stylishly while still preserving their dignity. You just choose to ignore them. 😉

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@DinosaurDracula @McDonalds Sorry it's taken me 6+ years to respond, but no, they were not throwing McNuggets at each other. They were playing guitar and promoting the triple cheeseburger. 1989 or 1990. Aired during Saturday morning cartoons.

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@gtd212 @Squatch2000 @SPACEdotcom You should probably delete yore tweet, Jim. I've looked up at the sky dozens of times and I've never seen any so-called "planets." 🙄