Ned Snark

Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

[AF Post @AFpost]

John Bolton to plead guilty to illegal retention of classified material, dropping numerous counts to pay a fine of over $2M and a sentence of no more than 60 months in prison.

Follow: @AFpost

[Christopher Leopardi @leotheparty91]

JRE is kinda like a news/culture magazine already. It’s not crazy.

[Nat 🇺🇸 @NatShupe]

@Polymarket

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

@flapprdotnet Because it’s far too easy…

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

The New York Public Library is bringing a piece of American history back to life by recreating a 269-year-old beer recipe originally crafted by George Washington.

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

Rectal Ramadan

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

Pride month is in June because gay people are still mad that police broke up their illegal booze and underaged prostitution club btw

[Diana Henry @dianahenry]

Worship without obedience is merely hollow flattery.

-Magnificat

[Tim Ridgolds @TimRidgolds]

A combined:

2 heart attacks
4 nipple rings
1 restraining order

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

It’s about Tradition

[Henry von Blumenthal @PaulinusOfTrier]

The trailer of the SSPX video came out today and has caused quite a stir. The videos themselves may change public perceptions radically ; if the Holy See is sensitive to public perceptions this could make quite a difference.

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

@OnlyInBOS They’ve had enough

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

The communists will do anything and everything to bankrupt the nation.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive, gutted USAID, which supports some of the poorest people in the world.

Now there's an Ebola outbreak in the Congo, which USAID could have helped prevent or slow.

When you dismantle the systems that stop deadly diseases, people needlessly die.

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

No, just issue them to everyone

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

We must ban the kirpan in the UK.

[Scott M  @NSDarkHorse]

@RonDeSantis The counting will continue until the desired outcome is reached!

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

This pvssy has be delivering Fear Pxrn to the America public every Sunday night for 30 years.

Good Riddance - Mike Wallace is smiling.

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

The era of the pompous Democrat television anchor is over, and Scott Pelley is big mad about it.
https://t.co/ZcqCgTJZUI

[IRISH PATRIOT @irishpatriot91]

I’d love to be the lead a revolt right up to Stormont!

I want Sinn Fein out of my country. Islam has no place here!

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

@Menners__ Get vaccinated

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

@Menners__ Why are you eating American garbage? We have a lot better, healthier and delicious options.

[Steve Robinson @SteveRob]

He struggled to find hookups on the Kik app that had their drivers licenses.

[FreightWaves @FreightWaves]

The benchmark diesel price used for most fuel surcharges is now down to a level not seen since a few weeks after the military confrontation between Israel and the U.S./Israel coalition began.

The Department of Energy/Energy Information Administration average retail diesel price fell 17.3 cents/gallon to $5.35/g. It’s the lowest price since March 23, when prices were surging following the start of hostilities between the two sides. On that date, the DOE/EIA price was $5.375/g.

https://t.co/I6OaLiKUmM

[Ned Snark @SnarkNed]

@FLFunYo @comicaldavid @ProfSchleich Awww….