5yo: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor so I can make lots of money.
Me: That’s not a good reason. Be a doctor because you want to help people.
6yo: When I grow up I want to fart on people.
Me: No one—(🤔🤔🤔...Tom Green... Howard Stern)—*usually* no one gets paid for that.
@SharpFootball Why was this an illegal formation? The ref says 70 (ineligible) was at the end of the line in the initial formation, but the TE (eligible) running over and covering 70 should have fixed that problem. There about a second after the TE stopped before the snap, too.
@BaldyNFL@ChicagoBears@Lions This is a hindsight take. 33 seconds left you expect your offense to be able to run a short yardage play, too. They only needed 5-15 yards — should have been a 4-5s play snap-to-TO. This is on Caleb. Limp snap call instead of stomping/clapping took 3s, among other issues.
Anyone else slightly bummed they haven’t been keeping a journal their whole life to use for training the human consciousness AI model that will eventually be able to replace us?
@yashar I’m more in the 65 camp. Technology is just moving too fast. So much gig economy labor law skirting nonsense has slipped past this geriatric government that barely understands the difference between email and text messages.
@AngryBlackLady I’m still convinced she lost because we were a poll believing nation then. Headlines told us there was no way Trump would win, so a lot of people said “why inconvenience myself for a foregone conclusion?” People responded with record turnouts in 2020, so hopefully we will again?
@yashar If we use the same age for "oldies music" that existed in 1981 (15-25 years old) and applied it to now, songs like "Oops I did it again", "Hey Ya!", "Hollaback Girl", and "Lose Yourself" would be considered "oldies" today.
@jemelehill@ThePatsStats@Eatmecookme Both things can be true. She was going for the ball, yes, but she also *followed through* with that swing. If you’re reaching for a block from behind that you know you’re barely in range for, you do more reaching and less swinging. Yes flagrant, no for suspension, though.