Som

No one of consequence. He/him.

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5yo: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor so I can make lots of money.

Me: That’s not a good reason. Be a doctor because you want to help people.

6yo: When I grow up I want to fart on people.

Me: No one—(🤔🤔🤔...Tom Green... Howard Stern)—*usually* no one gets paid for that.

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@SportsCenter Finger is still bent up from the ball the moment the light goes on.

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@WajahatAli Maybe clear in video. (This is off a cam of a screen, so I expect someone with the digital source will get a better version soon.)

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@WajahatAli Sure looks like that finger is still pulled up while on the ball when the light goes on. 🤔🤔🤔

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@HermanLi Are games that don’t play online affected? Do purchased/downloaded games do license checks before each attempt to play?

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@SharpFootball Why was this an illegal formation? The ref says 70 (ineligible) was at the end of the line in the initial formation, but the TE (eligible) running over and covering 70 should have fixed that problem. There about a second after the TE stopped before the snap, too.

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Ohio State got robbed of 20 seconds there. #MICHvsOSU

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@BaldyNFL @ChicagoBears @Lions This is a hindsight take. 33 seconds left you expect your offense to be able to run a short yardage play, too. They only needed 5-15 yards — should have been a 4-5s play snap-to-TO. This is on Caleb. Limp snap call instead of stomping/clapping took 3s, among other issues.

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@yashar Man begam Persian yekami harf mizanam aziatet mikoneh?

Or does “I speak a little Farsi” bother you more? :)

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@RBReich We’re at the “I’ll get soda machines installed in every classroom!!” phase of the campaigning.

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@GailSimone No way. Make the next person work for their thrills.

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Britain’s best chance of taking back the colonies is now — no way France is gonna help us this time.

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@yashar Nope… he probably read your food takes. 😂

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Anyone else slightly bummed they haven’t been keeping a journal their whole life to use for training the human consciousness AI model that will eventually be able to replace us?

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@yashar I’m more in the 65 camp. Technology is just moving too fast. So much gig economy labor law skirting nonsense has slipped past this geriatric government that barely understands the difference between email and text messages.

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@AngryBlackLady I’m still convinced she lost because we were a poll believing nation then. Headlines told us there was no way Trump would win, so a lot of people said “why inconvenience myself for a foregone conclusion?” People responded with record turnouts in 2020, so hopefully we will again?

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Can we all agree that the “hawk” part is fucking gross? I don’t want someone clearing out snot from their sinuses on me, thank you very much. 🤮

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@yashar If we use the same age for "oldies music" that existed in 1981 (15-25 years old) and applied it to now, songs like "Oops I did it again", "Hey Ya!", "Hollaback Girl", and "Lose Yourself" would be considered "oldies" today.

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@trybasis @modal_labs @retool

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@trybasis @modal_labs @retool ... is this working right?

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@jemelehill @ThePatsStats @Eatmecookme Both things can be true. She was going for the ball, yes, but she also *followed through* with that swing. If you’re reaching for a block from behind that you know you’re barely in range for, you do more reaching and less swinging. Yes flagrant, no for suspension, though.