JD Gardner

11th NYC & comic

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@vaudevillehook @Zach_Zucker

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

Double chasers be like “I love trans fats”

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@Zach_Zucker @NetflixIsAJoke Exciting shit, congrats to you and the boys. Break a luck out there!

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@NotAklo Do some acid in the woods king straight up

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@FictionIRL This is aspirational as fuck lmao

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

Pirates and squirrels don’t have much in common, until you look under the surface

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@SSBM_LilMitts @peteyburn @Chillos_Tacos It’s okay at least it’s not something ridiculous like poonslayer

[Kogs @Kogs_edits]

I partnered with @tsubiclub, @jakedirado, and Specialists to drop an insane combo video celebrating Melee.

It's rare Melee gets actual licensed music especially with such amazing bands. There are Melee fans everywhere. The world is rooting for us :)

After 10 years of being involved in this game I'm incredibly grateful for the friends I've made and the experiences I've had.

Melee is many things. It is music. It is surfing. It is hitting sick combos on your friends. It is a flawed and perfect game and, at it's core; an adventure.

-Kogs

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

Do cover bands have AI groupies

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

“This is common sense” peaaaaakkkk animal farm

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Following my Day One Executive Order, the Office of Personnel Management will be issuing new Civil Service Regulations for career government employees. Moving forward, career government employees, working on policy matters, will be classified as “Schedule Policy/Career,” and will be held to the highest standards of conduct and performance. If these government workers refuse to advance the policy interests of the President, or are engaging in corrupt behavior, they should no longer have a job. This is common sense, and will allow the federal government to finally be “run like a business.” We must root out corruption and implement accountability in our Federal Workforce!

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@louisessbm Did this for collision 2022! It’s such a vibe I await the report haha

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Musk

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@Icy_Smash

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

How come we have sex with the pizza delivery driver, but have pizza with the sex delivery driver?

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

@Icy_Smash You’re right I should have said “sex delivery driver”

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

If pizza is a lot like sex, how come I’ve never tipped a pimp?

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

Man, smells like the deal with airline food in here

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

It doesn't matter who Donald Trump "nominates."

The next Secretary of Labor, Secretary of Education, Secretary of Treasury, and Secretary of Housing ... is Elon Musk.

[JD Gardner @SoonPlayer7]

Cheese must be my best friend how its always gassing me up

[rienne, orca mother @riennezelda]

the smash community needs more hot 30-somethings