Mikey Pizza

Disciple of the Foam Daddy

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

If I die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take
But please don't cry
Just know that I have made these tweets for you

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@Spazemunky I know everyone hates Mayfield but the rest of these are much, much worse

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

Context https://t.co/BjAxx6sWVZ

[This Day in Mets History @NYMhistory]

10/3/2024 Trailing 2-0 in the ninth and facing elimination with Devin Williams on the mound, Pete Alonso puts the Mets ahead with a three-run home run. New York beats Milwaukee to secure a spot in the NLDS for the first time since 2015.

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

I need to know if they are chanting this at Devin Williams specifically because the entire crowd coming together to heckle their own player would be all-time Mets

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Mets are falling to 12 games under .500 in late June and the crowd is chanting “PETE ALONSO”

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

We're sorry your driver stopped on the highway. Here's $5 in Lyft Cash to use on your next near-death experience!

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@tallmaurice 5 best hoopers of all time

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. It's probably not wise to give any attention to the thoughts or opinions of guys who get punched in the head for a living. Of course they are dumb - they get punched in the head for a living.

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

We only ever changed these uniforms because self-important fraud Jamal Adams and literal murderer Darron Lee begged for it. We're such a dumbass franchise honestly.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

classic unis still tough 🔥

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@barstoolsports And yet… the K-zone persists 😒

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

My friend Rondale Moore would have turned 26 years old today.

I wanted to make a post in his memory and remind everyone that mental health matters. It doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, young or old, famous or unknown. It can affect anyone.

No matter what we accomplish in life, nothing is more important than our mental health.

I pray for Rondale and his family today, and I hope he knew just how loved he was. I also hope anyone reading this remembers that you are loved too, and that it’s OK to ask for help when you need it.

God bless. 🙏

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

The v-neck, ball shorts, slides combo was a staple of that era 😂

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

These are some 2010 Seaside Heights boardwalk fits

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

Imagine being Will Smith’s first son yet the world acts like you don’t exist😭

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@daysduringnal Back in my day we called dudes like this “hoss” as a compliment

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@RepNancyMace We also want the death penalty for politicians who say shit like this just to get votes and will do absolutely nothing to achieve it

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@IslesDen Easy: (1) I live in Raleigh and (2) I have no animosity towards a team just because they beat us often, that’s their job.

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@resentfulincel @KasperStats The question asked verbally is to “name every team not named after a city”

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@resentfulincel @KasperStats But they are named for those cities. The Rays are not named for the city of Tampa. They are named for the bay itself.

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

NFL fans finding out Saleh actually sucks and it’s not just the Jets fault will be so cathartic

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Interesting: #Titans HC Robert Saleh said one of the first moves the team made in its nutrition overhaul was removing all seed oils from the building.

He says players have appreciated it.

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

The big misstep in the NBA’s 3-2-1 lottery proposal is thinking that sneaking into the play-in round is a worthwhile incentive to miss on a 8% chance at a generational talent that can transform a franchise. They’ve just changed the tier of teams that will be tanking.

[Mikey Pizza @SoulFooder]

@HokiesBaseball I'm a Hokie and this is weak as hell. It's a scheduled game only 3 hours away by car. Play or forfeit. Imagine an MLB team trying to play 161 to make the playoffs by 0.5 game?