BroekieLace

[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

People who can’t communicate think everything is an argument

[Chris, he's had a think @Socialist_Chris]

Ireland has closed the pubs 36 hours before St.Patricks Day.

If that doesn't impress upon you the seriousness of coronavirus, nothing will.

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

When I grow up, I want to be Peg Bundy.

[Matt @sucittaM]

I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy".

[Mrs. Campfire @mrs_campfire]

I definitely identify with mermaids but the ugly, seaweed-for-hair, drag men to their watery deaths kind; not the pretty singing voice, fall in love with a prince, clamshell-bra-wearing kind

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

Follow whatever trajectory you’re on, as long as it gets you between my legs.

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

Those who give all for nothing are rare. Should you in this lifetime find yourself loved by such a person, hold them close, count your lucky stars, and let them know you fucking appreciate them.

[Don @SHTFSeries]

You should be grateful for the things that never worked out. You have no idea what the universe was protecting you from. It is, however, guiding you to a destination in the midst of chaos. You need to trust that greater things are ahead. Let the past go gracefully.

[c🐞 @shesatornado]

Everyone is too wrapped up in their own lives to notice you. Take that as a positive or a negative, that's up to you.

[Nuclear Rev Esq. @floor_killer]

Don't forget to make your "new" joke about waking up Billie Joe Armstrong when this month is over.

[∂ebraℓee @darksidedeb]

You're only as memorable as your last mistake.

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

It's simply not fair that I can't have you

[Gingy the Ginger Queen @Feisty_Ginger_6]

I know you just keep your distance so you won’t fall in love with me..

I get it... 😉

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

You always want them when they stop wanting you.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Do you believe in soulmates?

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

My bananas turned brown after 1 day and other tales of woe.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

You should definitely not watch this clip. #SNLVintage

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