Champion Of The Cosmos

I am a spacetime interface artifact.

[Champion Of The Cosmos @SpaceTimeNate]

My name is Nate. I am an imaginary character who lives inside the mind of author Daniel Noe - sort of like a parasite, but unlike other mind parasites, I have self-awareness, a time machine, and an X account.

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@forallcurious IDK, I'll ask one.

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@aditiitwt It takes MORE fuel to generate the antigravity. Everyone knows that.

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“How long have you been on this planet?” Rich asks.

“It must be almost six hours now,” Nathaniel says.

“I see, and how long have you been in the solar system?” the agent asks him.

“From whose frame of reference?” Nathaniel asks for clarification.

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@Kekius_Sage True story...

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@SketchesbyBoze Indubitably...

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@DivinelyDesined soup

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“We’re friends,” Haticat declares.

“Oh, that’s too bad. Friends are nice, but it’s better to have slaves,” the chief says.

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@engineers_feed Or at least it was before someone shut it off and the continents started drifting again...

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@ohhanxiety Wow! When did I put in hardwood floors?

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@stephenRB4 Snickerdoodles!

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@latestincosmos Fred

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“Changing the path of history is a very serious crime. The smallest change can have ripple effects far into the future. Do you have any justification for your actions?” the judge asks. https://t.co/jhGq1TL916

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@PhysInHistory My name is Nate Lorenz. This galaxy is under my protection. I have tolerated your trespasses up to this point – but no further. Your time is up. If you leave immediately, I may let you go. If you stay, you will perish...

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“Hey, don’t do that. That’s gross!” the first boy says.

The second boy simply pulls out a large booger and stuffs it in his mouth. “Gah!” Nathaniel says, shuddering.

“That’s not food!” Fred exclaims.
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@CuriosityonX Me.

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Only ten minutes remain for the scanner wave to come to its final focus on the spinning knowledge cube. Nathaniel watches the monitor in rapt attention. “How is it you come to Vodufix at just the right time?” he is asked.
Full story: https://t.co/USkMCFROeM

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“We’re enforcing the law under the authority of the scheduling department,” the Nino says.
“I’ve never heard of that department,” Nathaniel says.
FULL STORY:
https://t.co/nXTwQd7Ysu

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@digijordan So I can slow down my clock and extend my lifespan just by putting on weight? Give me that cake!

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@DavidLeavitt That's what they want you to think.

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“I have an idea,” Nathaniel says.

“What?” Haticat asks.

“Explosives,” Nathaniel says.

“What?” Haticat repeats.

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