Colin Cameron

The trouble with the straight and the narrow is it's so thin, I keep sliding off to the side.

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

It’s impossible to empty a dishwasher without sounding like you’re trying to prove a point

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@offtheballbbc I’m Colin Cameron, does that count?

Maybe a few years ago

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@TraceyR16154277 @stueymaco Vick’s Vaporub under the nose, the eucalyptus oil and camphor help stop smells.
Wouldn’t trust that lot near a jar of Vaseline

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@SGSFOX Anyone who says their country would do better if their “best athletes” played football would do well to remember Usain Bolt couldn’t even get a contract with a mid-table Australian team

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@KoJRestored @patback94 Just done this, thank you

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@pjcboro @GaelicRoadSign Why?
Are you behaving like a talking donkey because you saw one in Shrek?

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@CountBiffa @therealshodan I’m in Aberdeen, we’re 58 degrees North, the same as the lower parts of Alaska

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@revconundrum What is truly pathetic is the number of grown adults who’ve appeared on my timeline recently all butthurt with tears in their eyes crying like a 5 year old girl who’s skinned her knee, “why don’t they like us?”

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@TezLocke What I find genuinely sad and a little depressing is the number of grown adults who’ve appeared on my timeline recently all butthurt with tears in their eyes crying like a 5 year old girl who’s skinned her knee “Boo hoo hoo, why don’t they like us, why don’t they want us to win”?

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@BenKentish What is truly pathetic is the number of grown adults who’ve appeared on my timeline recently all butthurt with tears in their eyes crying like a 5 year old girl who’s skinned her knee, “why don’t they like us?”

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@ReemAmirIbrahim Normal person here, I care what backhanders our politicians are getting

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@SSadler79335 @MattNelson9212 @stoolpresidente Sore losers, and even sorer winners

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@milto28796 @MrHarryCole The only reason the sun never set on the British Empire is that nobody could trust them in the dark

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@KeithWildman I couldn’t give a shit what England fans sing during and after games but I’m mildly perturbed by that song they sing about Prince Andrew’s brother at the start

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@Mr_Ashwin_SK @fwtimini How can you check in to your room at 11 when the previous occupant doesn’t check out until 3?

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@CRobertsonUK I like how happy everyone seems to be there

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@numerisphere @hoxtonwanka You may know numbers but you evidently don’t know the dearth of originality among the offshore workers.

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@90stomboy @CasinoCapital Scottish state school through the 80s, we could only choose 2 of them in our O grade year but could add the third in 5th year

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@JeanHatchet There will come a time in the not too distant future where that wee boy won’t be a wee boy any more and his father’s going to take a hellova slap that day

[Colin Cameron @SpacemanDad]

@danielsjourney1 @GBPolitcs Nobody is going at 1am, they’re going at 5pm to get a couple in before kick off