Spellman

Football fanatic | Arsenal supporter ⚽ | Politics, Science & Philosophy enthusiast 🌍 | Medicine 🏥 | Culture & Music | Exploring the world, one idea at a time

[Hess🙃 @HesKirui]

Oxytocin augmentation is the real definition of "tulia dawa ipenye." 😂💉

[EM🇰🇪 @SClinician53303]

"tukiwa rika yenu madakatri walienda locums ,wakalipia badge na wakaanza ukulima kwa shamba ya trillionare "

[E me ka🩺 @Emeka3345]

Telling people vs Studying the
what I study course

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

You'll think he's not hearing you till you say something odd.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

This boy doesn't know what the Lord has done for him

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick: “Can I sit in the back of the car?”

Ancelotti:

[Tereza Ann💙❤️ @ann_tereza]

Whoever did this won't make it to heaven!😭🤣

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Genie: You have 3 wishes and no you can't say " I wish for more wishes"

Me: I wish for more genies

Genie:

[morale◾ @moraleDmaestro]

If you see a medical student staring at a wall, don't disturb them. They’re either memorizing a pathway or contemplating a career change.

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

United fans the whole season: Bruno is the best playermaker.

Also United fans: Ronaldo’s teammates don't create enough

#FIFAWorldCup

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

My most favourite part of this Bruno vs Ronaldo fans fight was a United fan asking Bruno to put his league title on the table.

[Medical Hashira🩺 @SenatorDietake]

They have been repeating the same exam for 10 years but when it gets to my turn, the examiners get creative😭

[Temidayo De Great @OjebTemidayo]

Internal medicine is where you will see a 3 sentence diagnosis

[Prodigy🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Theeprodigy19]

Fifa hate Ronaldo
Referees hate Ronaldo
Messi fans hate Ronaldo
Media hate Ronaldo
Rivals hate Ronaldo
Ronaldo’s ex teammates hate Ronaldo
Ronaldo’s Current teammates hate Ronaldo

Don’t you people see the need to tell yourselves the truth? 🤣🤣

[Spellman @SpellmanVM]

One thing about men...

we'll spend 3 hours researching a phone worth 20k,

then choose a life partner based on eye contact and vibes

[Spellman @SpellmanVM]

This is exactly why Ronaldo fans get called immature 😭

Henry raises a footballing point and instead of addressing what he actually said, people start comparing career goals and launching personal attacks.

If your argument is strong, respond to the argument. Not the person.

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 510 goals since turning 30. Henry meanwhile 411 goals in his entire career. And he has the audacity to lecture Ronaldo on how to score goals !?

He beat you when he was 18, but you're still carrying it with you in your 50s

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Ronaldo fans instead of discussing the issue raised are discussing the one who raised the issue

[Shiggs @blen_shiigs]

The day I treated a Prof of anesthesiology . She tried everything to avoid medical words , she kept referring to me as sir until I asked her where is the abdominal pain located , she said around the right iliac fossa . I just paused 😒

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

Lakini medicine ingebaki tu UoN, KU na Moi

Yaani tutakuwa field na mtu alienda uzima, wtf😂

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Dear Lionel Messi, I apologise for ever debating whether you were the greatest of all time. To my mind, your competition was never Cristiano Ronaldo. I was thinking more about Diego Maradona and Pele. I now realise that you are better than both of them. You are better than anyone who has ever kicked a football. I am lucky to have been alive to watch you play. You are the greatest of all time! I bow and tremble. 🙌🏽🙇‍♂️

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.