Alison Tinham

Teacher, friend, saddo.

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@fesshole Two households, both alike in builders tea,
In fair Burnley where we lay out scene...

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@GiaGunn *You're

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘spuddle’ (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

[SkilleX_RL @RlSkillex]

GRAND CHAMP AT LAST - LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
(I know the mmrs have been lowered, but I've been grinding to achieve it at the old mmr level)
👊🏻🔥 #rocketleague

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@piersmorgan

[Dylan O'Connell @JudgeDyl]

Happy 100th Birthday to Hans Moleman.

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@MissETappenden Uber Detention!

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@MissETappenden 😍 that's lovely. Some adults don't have that kind of compassion.

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@Nigel_Farage Nah they're still laughing at you.

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@NoShariaHere18 @sainsburys Susan (The Great Racist) more like.

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

Anyone who doesn't like the @sainsburys ad is clearly racist. End of. At least if they boycott you, you know your demographic are decent people.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Oval Office furniture.

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@realDonaldTrump Nope. #Tantrump

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall

pls retweet

#biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020

[Em Tappenden @MissETappenden]

If you need, a listening ear is always here. Plus I know some great gifs...

[Cher @cher]

In studio 3 Hrs Yesterday,
Think I Did OK

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

There was a second verse to @louistheroux's rap that’s never been released before now…

It’s just as awkward as the first 😂

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@realDonaldTrump LOUD NOISES

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@richardosman I think the official term is "a butt load"

[Alison Tinham @SpiritStrike100]

@wumz_xo Then don't send your kid to school. Is she going to send the virus a letter? "I do not consent to you invading my daughter's immune system despite my zero measures of prevention" 🙄