@AsdaServiceTeam I really, really need your help please. My friend had a teacup you sold in 2017, with the words 'a dash of magic' on it. Today, she broke it and is in bits. She has autism and I can't find the cup in stock anywhere, please can you help?
OK OK first lockdown was a freebie, we were all finding our feet, but come on now no excuse - what's your goal for lockdown 2? Mine is to go completely fucking insane
@vixmccarthy43@BGT@Diversity_Tweet This was most definitely the right time and the right place. Go sit in a corner and work out why you felt so attacked, Karen!
@BorisJohnson Why are you bothering with the 'we' anymore? Just say 'they'or 'he' and save us from at least one lie when you open your mouth. We all know who pulls your strings...
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - Boris tells them it’s fixed and they all sit in the dark and applaud....
#BorisHasFailedTheNation
As the shops reopen, here’s your friendly reminder NOT to shop in Sports Direct after Mike Ashley put his staff’s lives at risk by refusing to close, and then making them work in empty stores. Do NOT shop in Sports Direct today. #SportsDirect
The crippling fear of those white men that equality for all means less for them is a blatant confession that the current system is unfair. They’ve demonstrated perfectly why we need drastic change and how important it is to reject the world they want to live in.
You are not “following the science” if the UK Statistics Authority has to write to you and tell you that you are badly misrepresenting covid-19 testing data.
A very good letter to @MattHancock.
https://t.co/EWkEIuU8ut