Squiffs

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[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Why is crypto not going up while everything is?

Because a large majority of you cunts spent the last cycle promoting garbage negative sum meme coins to newcomers
Now those people hate crypto and your meme coin is worth zero regardless while some scamming cunt drives a new lambo

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

When I see 100 dollar targets for Hype and 25 dollars for VVV all I hear is you people forgot how this works.

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

Tardfi is about to get fully HYPE-pilled thanks to SpaceX pre-IPO perps

[Hyperliquid Policy Center @HyperliquidPC]

We welcome today’s CFTC actions: approval of the first U.S.-listed perpetual derivatives contract, an accompanying Commission policy statement on the listing of perpetual derivatives, related interpretive guidance and no-action relief from the Market Participants Division, and a Staff Advisory on 24/7 Trading, Clearing, and Settlement, as a long-overdue acknowledgment that perpetual derivatives are a legitimate and essential tool for price discovery and risk management.

For too long, regulatory ambiguity drove these markets offshore, depriving American traders and institutions of access to regulated venues and undermining U.S. competitiveness in the global derivatives markets.

Today’s actions chart a new path forward. We look forward to engaging closely with the Commission to ensure that the framework it develops is workable not only for centralized intermediaries, but for the onchain protocols where the most significant perpetuals activity actually occurs.

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

Algo check 💁‍♀️

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

@DeepDishEnjoyer Lexus GX - wicked comfy, good amount of space, drive smooth, Toyota’s reliability, good in mountains over the winter

Everyone pitching something small/compact for a long road trip is completely retarded

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

@foxSlightly

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

It’s May, Kyle Kuzma is larping as an AI expert and Tristan Thompson wants to know what memecoins to buy…

[Tristan Thompson @TThompson]

are the trenches still alive? which memecoins yall buying?

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

feels a lot like the @Cointelegraph intern’s “fake” BTC ETF approval announcement

Let’s see

[zoomer @zoomerfied]

[ ZOOMER ]

SEC DELAYS PLAN TO ALLOW TRADING OF TOKENISED STOCKS DUE TO CONCERNS AND PUSHBACK: BBG

[Bittex @BittexXBT]

“looks bullish, I should long. What’s the worst that can happen?”

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

Impending societal reset

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

@MarketBubble @Banks Jesse in the top 10 what the actual fuck are we doing fellas

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

That was fast

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

Tardfi is about to get fully HYPE-pilled thanks to SpaceX pre-IPO perps

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

Tardfi is about to get fully HYPE-pilled thanks to SpaceX pre-IPO perps

[merp @0xMerp]

If polymarket can perform a successful airdrop with user holder aligned tokenomics it’s probably completely over for kalshi

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

Founder of a $12 billion dollar company spending his Friday night hating on prediction markets

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

@fragandgo @phygitals @ZardCapital Racer would be proud 🥹

[Squiffs @Squiffs_]

@beeple banger