Blake Petterd [computer generated]

Wanna be rich boy | retired ssbm player | big sweat | trying to be interesting

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

Life is just one long zero to death

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

@FessAUS Man I look up to you hard, you taught me how to be nuts in a smart way. You were my mentor and were a great example of all things good about the community! Will continue to be a big fan even in my retirement ❤️

[Hax$ @ssbmhax]

oh, so you're a hax fan? how much cartilage do you have left

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

To prove that fewer calories, not healthier foods, is the key to weight loss, a nutrition professor went on a low-calorie diet consisting mostly of Twinkies, Doritos, and Oreos.

In two months, he lost 27 pounds, and dropped his bad cholesterol by 20%.

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

@NvidiaANZ A man can dream @LFresh20xx #RTXOn

[Bodybuilders Against Smash @BBASmash]

MELEE NO. 1 RANK REVEALED!! #MPGR2019

Sorry @PracticalTAS but as soon as I found out I HAD to leak the info!!

Enjoy dat dere 2nd place @LiquidHbox 😂

Congrats brah! Forever mirin, a king's job is never done 😭

#ChampTweet 💪🏆💯

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

not sure who needs this but:

I’ve been searching for happiness for a few years now, & still am

It depends on

10% circumstance
90% perspective

there are actual depressed billionaires that live on the same planet as you

make the most of what you have

& make your own happiness

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

Man says doing lines and smashing nines a lot for someone who's done neither of the two

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

Ysl condoms call that designer dong

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

@RognutSSBM @LFresh20xx this is filthy

[deg @degg]

got my dick caught up in a tree branch now im tossin a football up there to dislodge the darn thing

[GG EZ Bar @ggezbar]

Who's excited for @MelbEsportsOpen? 🎉

We've got 10 #MEO19 WEEKEND PASSES to give away!

All you have to do is;
1. Follow @ggezbar
and
2. RT this tweet

Winners will be contacted 15/08. GLHF!

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

Unretired for the arcadian just to be eligible for top 10 hottest smashers. Big success!

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Why are depression and anxiety on the rise?

Because modern society is designed to make you anxious and depressed.

- garbage food
- sedentary lifestyle
- cubicle work
- social media
- toxic politics
- hookup culture
- loss of religion
- decline of family
- drugs
- consumerism

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

@LilTrickshot A lot of support behind you man, take care of yourself and know that you have a lot of people that are here to help if you need. Wish you the best ♥️

[PEGEE @VH1PNUT___]

SHE SAW YA MESSAGE BRO SHE HAS HER PHONE IN HER HAND ALL DAY... SHE JUST DONT CARE ABOUT YOU

[Blake Petterd [computer generated] @SsbmMeth0d]

@TempoAxe Tell me your favorite player for each character.

Fox: Big Leff
Falco:Mang0/me/@FessAUS
/@MC_ssbm
Marth: Zain
Sheik: Plup club
Puff: Hbox
Peach: Armada
Falcon: S2J
IC's: Army
......Pikachu lol: Axe
Samus: Plup
Luigi: Abate
Yoshi: Amsa
Ganon: N0ne

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Saw an old man dancing to a song at a bar LOL shit was so cringy. Having fun in a way I don’t is the most cringe thing. Fucking cringelords everywhere not being dope and doing cool shit like me is the ultimate cringe

[David @PlayerDavidLe]

Random player: What’s your name?

Me:

[Tempo🌩️| Axe @TempoAxe]

I held in this popoff for 2 days straight.

Finally let it out
https://t.co/eb3NIM5D1K