Chris

blissfully unaware.

[Chris @Stancaban]

@SCE I would greatly appreciate if i could be connected to a live representative somehow. So far every number I have called has led to an automated, unhelpful prompt.

[FMB @familymanbro]

can reddit do anything for souplantation?

[Chris @Stancaban]

@matt_theologidy @gojamespark @cowultimate Deja moo all over again...can’t wait to not get any updates this year 🙌🏼 #thetriowillneverbereplaced #93 #23 #13

[Chris @Stancaban]

#LegenDairy https://t.co/uzsiRHaOX8

[Cow Ultimate @cowultimate]

Don't you hate it when you peaked in 2016? #iwascow

[Chris @Stancaban]

@absberto Same

[Chris @Stancaban]

@ClassicDadMoves Holy shit we should get those

[Chris @Stancaban]

Weigh in

[Chris @Stancaban]

@scotthascup For real. Hope they curve here too

[Chris @Stancaban]

I keep bringing my laptop home from work to actually do work, and then I get distracted, next thing I know it's time for bed

[Chris @Stancaban]

@boombamjess Why did this have to surface again...

[Chris @Stancaban]

I miss my mustache

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

9 / fifteen / 17

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
#dadjokes #jokeoftheday

[Chris @Stancaban]

A little bit of mustard goes a long way when making deviled eggs.
That's all.

[Chris @Stancaban]

@QuinnXCII @Spotify And it's frickin great, as expected 👌🏼

[Chris @Stancaban]

Great for the first couple minutes, but my soup cravings have largely diminished since the purchase.

[Chris @Stancaban]

The new hat I got smells just like a can of salty chicken noodle soup.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

Hell yeah I'm into BDSM

Big
Dogs
Snuggling
Me

[Chris @Stancaban]

Being an adult means being sick at work and still having to go sit through meetings.