Steve Macone

writer. comedian. bog turtle. words in @TheOnion, etc.

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

https://t.co/qQ96B3gSVi

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New cartoon. Drawing by @henryachapman

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

That autofill password thing that pops up and just takes care of entering it for you? Possums invented that. Humans don’t even know how it works. More facts about possums, from @newyorkerhumor: https://t.co/WI6svoQpnN

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

Not sure how much you’ve been keeping up with possums. Did a Shouts & Murmurs for @NewYorker

https://t.co/Ehd1QgzGG5

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Got a cartoon in this week’s @NewYorker

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

Latest humor thingy

In @PointsinCase

https://t.co/nTdY2NHbLu

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

“or how we’re at most 20 years out from a whole population of Alzheimer's patients who now know Brazilian jujitsu. I mean, training like that, gotta be one of the last things to go, right?”

https://t.co/nTdY2NHbLu

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

@AdrienneLaF @oneunderscore__ @MattWBZ Love this. Guy at the end talks funny though.

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

Tell the ones in your life who mean the most just how much you love them. I wrote this deeply personal story for Valentine's Day.

https://t.co/GAu6uFjE9x

[The Onion @TheOnion]

In Focus: It Doesn't Look That Cold Out, Reports Man Who Doesn't Have Thermo-Sensing Eyes http://t.co/Ildg6lv0Xs

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

Stay warm out there this winter https://t.co/s7ivsZPaN0

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@ethanfreak @MariaCiampa @GrubWriters Great piece!

[Ben D. @DisasterBen]

I’m A Remote Worker Who’s Been Hearing About My Return to the Workplace for 2000 Years by Steve Macone in @SlackjawHumor https://t.co/H4wakw2uoJ @Steve_Macone #brilliantcomedy

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

In these trying times I thought it might be helpful to hear from the original remote worker.

https://t.co/D2HkQ4Cpyl

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

My latest story on the original remote worker

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

So trust me, I know all about the herky-jerk of never knowing exactly when you're Coming Back.
(by Steve Macone)

https://t.co/uNPu5mntAg

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Only real ones know https://t.co/WG7RT1PxBF

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

Questions from the audience.... (By New Yorker, Steve Macone)

[Los Angeles Review of Books @LAReviewofBooks]

"The true-crime genre — the way it purports to be reality-based — is both too close and not close enough to the nuances of reality for me." —@somervilletales https://t.co/rOand19FTY

[Steve Macone @Steve_Macone]

On true crime:
#somerville #longreads @Longreads

[Gabi Gage @somervilletales]

Why I can never be #truecrime, glass of wine, in bed by nine, and other pop cultural shortcomings I suffer from---my latest piece for @lareviewofbooks out today: https://t.co/dcrs4OLsrl

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@BarbaraCastle45 @timestravel Lol

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My important think piece in the Times of London @timestravel
https://t.co/Rhmdk0A28q