pablo naruto

another senseless victim of entropy

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

this is how i talk on acid

[Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode) @Probgoblin]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg smiles as Shinzo Abe opens the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome home, Your Majesty."

"Thank you... queen," Elizabeth grins.

God's corpse begins to decay even faster, its putrescence leaking into the world below, unleashing ever worse horrors.

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

[calling you 30 mins after we just hung out] did you take it easy like i told you to

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[pablo naruto @Steven_Mowrey]

@GoodReddit Laszlo Jamf's cat.

[Vivian @perlucidum]

oh no coke for me thanks i just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with you :-)

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

took 200 mg of adderall . God held me like a baby and asked if I would be strong enough to wage war against all of humanity , I nodded yes and my blood became imbued with his light and he handed me a sword made from bones of fallen angels

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Cutting an insect in half with scissors mid air is insanity

[( ノ ^o^)ノ @bitchdisorder]

Every couple of years I need to map out every era across time on earth just to make sure I understand it

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I saw your ig story about how you’re having a good time and enjoying life. I was hoping you could delete it

[father @father]

immma be real, imma hater. i be hatin on shit. it feel good, it make my bones feel good and it exercise my vocals. i don’t spend too much time hatin, just like a hour a day. i only sleep 4 hrs so it’s plenty of time left to hate

[gill @contactabrother]

smoking that shit that made george curious

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

🧵

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

He Thought Desire Came Without Inherent Suffering! He MAD!!!

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

“Is white wine all you have?”

No, I can do any

[pablo naruto @Steven_Mowrey]

@briantinomian Thomas Pynchon freakin out right now

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

honestly human history makes a lot more sense when you remember how many of the major decisions were made by 19-year-olds who drank wine for breakfast