Clea Hernandez

A good yarn never tangles. Independent brand messaging consultant and writer. (Opinions are my mind-controlling alien parasite's own.)

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Dems @HouseForeign]

This Media Post will serve as a reminder that war powers reside in the Congress under the United States Constitution. And that you should read the War Powers Act. And that you’re not a dictator.

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Unbelievable that @Delta still hasn't cancelled their flights out of Savannah this afternoon. The storm is here, Delta. This is complete negligence.

[Summer Teal Simpson Hitch @sumrteal]

.@Delta gotta make that money, y'all. #hurricanedorian

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

@SneidiTee "Sure I don't know what Our Lady of Sorrows has to smirk about."

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Can't wait to use this one.

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

A BUSY-GAP ROGUE is someone who is up to no good. It derives from the local nickname of a famous gap in Hadrian’s Wall, that was once well used by thieves and freebooters in the northeast of England.

[BrandAI @Brand]

3 Simple Tips To Make Your Brand Story Stand Out From The Crowd
https://t.co/yrGHalnKLj

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Moths sneak into my home and divebomb my face all night. Anyone else have this problem? WTF so sleepy and violated.

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Love this book.

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

Unnecessarily adding a word that is part of an acronym onto the end of the acronym itself—like ‘LCD display’ or ‘ATM machine’—is called RAS SYNDROME, or ‘redundant acronym syndrome syndrome’.

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

@BenStafford86 I'm sure he was so proud of you. And how wonderful that he lived long enough to get to know Roo, and the kind, talented, thoughtful man and father you've become.

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

@bfordham Me too!

[The One Club for Creativity @TheOneClub]

Seeking: talented creative women doing phenomenal work and changing the industry for the better. Ad ladies, put yourself forward and be recognized on a global stage! No men allowed, no entry fees, no excuses. Enter at https://t.co/5RL7grHPjm #NextCreativeLeaders

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

When life gives you lemonade and brandy, you make the Landy!(TM)

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Hey @squibler_ , I guess you're the new https://t.co/W7oawP6XWl. Since I paid for blankpage and have been using it, why won't my login info work? Are you really going to make me pay again to access all my stories? And why no email/homepage banner supporting the transition?

[jessicawalsh @jessicawalsh]

Hello I am a former people pleaser who now doesn't give a shit ✌️ https://t.co/HwnEryuocN

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

@Oatemeal @realthread @PINSAPIZZERIA @FocusLabLLC And I'd like to give a special shout out to my boi @Oatemeal for his copywriting skillz.

[Erik Reagan 🙌🏻 @ErikReagan]

We're looking for a Brand Copywriter to join the Focus Lab team. Here's the lowdown:

https://t.co/fIBXU9fCcn

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

@SlackHQ @bfordham Thank you! We appreciate the quick response and support! We'll all sleep easier tonight. (Except the vampire -- he's sleeping now, duh.)

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Hey @SlackHQ, this question from our office today: Do vampires have to be invited into Slack channels or can they just jump in like the rest of us?

[Clea Hernandez @Storyhooks]

Just housed a whole bag of Bare apple chips.