Emily Vortherms

she/her

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

@KAsfeldt Okay. Internet pass for now.

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

I was google-mapping my own corner and found this. Anybody who says New York isn’t the best can blurred-out fuck off.

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

@KAsfeldt Idk, Twitter tells me that matters

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

@KAsfeldt Did you watch it in English though?

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Me waiting for the “line” for John Mulaney tickets to start moving again:

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

PSA: if you’re now planing to wear heels that haven’t seen the light of day for two years, be prepared for your feet to both swell and scream aloud like an agitated puffer fish

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Trying to figure out why people think canceling student loan debt incentivizes bad behavior but also think that tRump is smart for dodging taxes.....

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Can confirm: you can tell people are smiling behind masks.

[Johnny Verhovek @JTHVerhovek]

Biden campaign also going up on Comedy Central and Adult Swim with this animated climate change focused ad

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Re-watching Inside Out and I think Bill Hader as Fear yelling “boo, pick a plot line” is basically 2020.

[tré easton @treeaston]

I’m obsessed with her.
https://t.co/aDspIflgH6

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

25 days. Let’s win this thing.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

its not that deep: trump is a white supremecist and biden is a life raft. im not in the business of waiting on the perfect life raft. ill take it. vote against racism, anti semitism, LGBT attacks and vote FOR the environment and a future. once thats done we can build the ship.

[Mari Manoogian @MariManoogian]

I don’t ever want to hear how a woman is “too emotional” to be president. #Debates2020

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

Over the past 15 years, Trump paid more for sex than he did in taxes.

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Working class Republicans be like “Its ok 45 paid almost no taxes, as I too will exploit a rigged tax code when I am a billionaire, which The Great Gatsby assured me in 10th grade was absolutely possible”

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

This sleazy Supreme Court double-dealing is the last gasp of a corrupt Republican leadership, numb to its own hypocrisy. The last gasp of a billionaire-fueled party that's undemocratically over-represented and desperately clinging to power in order to impose its extremist agenda.

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Also, the pheasant is SDs state bird which is some cinematic irony if I’ve ever seen it

[Emily Vortherms @StuffEmily_Says]

Ever bought a pair of $3 earrings and thought “yeah I could base a whole personality off these sure why not nothing else has worked”

[nhu 🇻🇳🇨🇳 @maisonlongan]

"i can't wear a mask because i have breathing problems" ok i have a big fat tonka truck earth shattering ass but i still wears pants so..