Houston SubGirl

Grateful sub/slave lucky to be Owned by @Turk_Innocenti. Spaghetti brains. Mayhem. Writer. ............................... Contact my Owner before sending a DM.

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

Journey to Submission.
Enjoy! Or not.
I write things.

https://t.co/rpR2kqg5if

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@Bull_Rush4570 Live feed of Bull:

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@RobSays__ Turk always drives but that’s only because I drive like a blind, drunk toddler behind the wheel of a dump truck that’s missing one wheel.

It works for U/us. 😂

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

Dear Idiots,
Wrong. And more wrong.
e.g. = Exempli Gratis
i.e. = Id Est

Just stop.

—Someone who took 3 years of actual Latin and who auto-translates each time those abbreviations are used

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Was this common knowledge?

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

If you get “misgendered” everywhere, maybe you aren’t trying hard enough.

Up your woman-face cosplay game.

#TranswomenAreMen

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@DaygameCharisma Well iirc @Turk_Innocenti ‘s response to any version (blue hair, short hair, no hair, tats, body mods, etc) of this dumb shit test is “I’m gonna miss you.”

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@Mea_____Culpa Thank you! 😁

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

Y’all left off the part where you and the besties drive blind drunk for an hour up 35N to get back to campus after tubing all day. “A beer” my a$$. 🤣🙈

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@Turk_Innocenti Hahahaha yes, Daddy. They found a new one they love in Chinatown. Couple weekends ago, 16 shuttled all 6 of the BrainTrust there, 2 at a time. Never seen them all so happy. 🤣

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@TheRealLeejo Mine watched me walk to the mailbox several times, looking for an incoming check and complaining about our “lazy” mailman skipping our house that day.

When I found a mystery stack of mail on the table the next day, “oh yeah, I put it on the table.”

Why are they like this? 😂

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

I grew up, sitting in Hoffheinz Pavillion with my father— close enough to see the sweat— watching Clyde the Glide, Akeem the Dream, and Phi Slama Jama…

He would’ve *loved* watching tonight’s game. 🥹🥹🥹

WHOSE HOUSE???

COOGS HOUSE!!!

#NCAAChampionship #coogshouse

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

What in the wild wild world of sports is going on here? 🤣

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

Fun with Wrong Numbers
Episode 78435532356

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@TheRealLeejo lol algo showed me that one, too. Tricky issue, she is clearly aware of her body/sexual appeal and is actively advertising it… where’s the line for competency/consent relative to all her non-47c simps, I wonder

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@Bull_Rush4570 That’s fantastic. Love it

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

But OF COURSE when I’m at Walmart *specifically* to buy booze, with a cart already full of it, I run into 16’s ultra-religious bestie, who saw but politely ignored my cart.
🤣🤣🤣

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@HandyGingerGal I don’t think I’m even allowed to watch the video of someone else doing it 🤣

[Texas Nationalist Movement (TEXIT) @TexasNatMov]

The Texas Declaration of Independence wasn't just words on paper. It was the birth certificate of a nation. Every time you see the Lone Star flag, you're looking at the symbol of the sovereign republic established on March 2, 1836.

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

It’s so weird that this completely benign and normal phenomenon that happens all the time everywhere has not happened anywhere near my house since @elonmusk and @DOGE started auditing the federal government. 🤔
Clear blue skies every day now.

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

@Sarabeth_MrsB @UnchartedFather Good guy =
nice guy =
future abuser

Bullet dodged. For her.

[Houston SubGirl @SubHouston]

Hey @elonmusk @DOGE literally ALL of the fed dollars going to Houston need to be cut.

It’s either: imaginary programs or 99% unnecessary.
Maybe keep the one about fire trucks at airports, that’s all. The rest is grift.

Thanks @DataRepublican
https://t.co/zBGCHyFIQ1