SuboticMars (Parks)

bike nerd & hastwt enjoyer
| bee enthusiast & photographer

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

Appetizers are the pregame to the main dish

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

surprisingly chill for knowing I posted this

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

"you saw my pussy, you can ask me about my feelings"

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

I like this woke pope

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

pridemouth

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Hunter Biden is straight up a MAGA whisperer 😭😭. Like those tv shows where an animal expert calms down a rabid dog.

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

A second faptop has hit the tower

[HasPause @HasPause]

THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE FAPTOP

[HasPause @HasPause]

THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE FAPTOP

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

🚨Taylor Swift has donated $2,000,000 to the LGBTQ+ community.

“I hope they find a cure” the artist stated.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to New York. But there’s a catch: you have to visit each number of your SSN, in order (repeats allowed!). What 9 digits you picking?

[E @Em988E]

@hudsonwupdates He looks like a bug after you moved a rock. Idk how to explain it but I hope you understand

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

the pope is woke?

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[JD✝️✡️☪️🕉☸️ @Nasaaeaoa]

Straight white billionaire orders in fluent woke, shocks entire restaurant

[Rose @DasRosariium]

@hasanthehun @NickyFrank30 Hasan Piker endorsed him lol

[Yaoiwatch @fagpilled0]

@ShitpostGate This feels incredibly personal for some reason

[SuboticMars (Parks) @SuboticMars]

@lickilicky_fan PERIOD