Coolbreeze 

Arrive. Raise hell. Leave.

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Attahiru Dan-Ali @malan90]

NGO job will have you moving from an aircraft to a motorcycle and from a 5 star hotel to the remotest village within a span of 24 hours.

[WithoutHistory @WithoutHistory]

Not one lie detected.
“If it was a white person, a Chinese or an Indian, you would not call them Kwere-kweres, and yet your own African brothers and sisters… ”

[Coolbreeze  @Sudif_]

Clearly there was no user testing of the Safaricom one app. And if there was, then it's shambles.

[Coolbreeze  @Sudif_]

@AnuarSaddat 6 Q21

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make, paying taxes on money we spend, and taxes on things we own, that we already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.

[Chumbaa🦋💜 @Ruttosharon254]

Wazungu wanafaa sasa waambiwe waache kusema "Kenya hakuna matata". Sai matata ni mingi ata tunaeza wagawia 🤣

[R🧚🏽‍♀️ @RubyMuasya]

I hate how society is trying to demonize African food, ati sijui Ugali and Chapati have a lot of calories so we shouldn’t eat them, that’s a lot of nonsense..

[xydhpq👩🏾‍💻 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

Nimechelewa kuingia job but I have a voters card.

[Kraken Listings @krakenlistings]

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[Ndegwa Njiru Adv. @NjiruAdv]

The NTSA rules placing cameras and imposing a fine to motorists who allegedly violates the highway codes is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

Only a judicial officer duly employed by the JSC has the requisite jurisdiction to impose a fine on an offender upon a judicial finding of guilt.

The NTSA rules violates the right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty.

Dear fellow motorists ignore these rules.

Don’t succumb to this unconstitutional rules.

You’re are innocent until proven guilty by a competent court of law.

A mere machine has no capacity to pass a verdict of guilt against you.

[toylan @toylan20]

The leg press in the gym is just an invitation for weak men to stroke their ego.

Can’t squat 125 lbs, but somehow you’re loading 10 plates on the leg press.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

The only people with skills to unmount a transformer work for you.

[Eric @amerix]

Cultural influencers among generations:

• BOOMERS: Pan-African, anti-colonial politicians eg Nyerere, Nkurumah, Abdel Nasser, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcom X, Mahtma Ghandi.

• X-GEN: Musicians eg Michael Jackson, Franco, Tabu Ley, Boney M, Bob Marley, Marvin Gaye.

• MILLENIALS: Sport celebrities eg Pele, Maradona, Ronaldo Snr, Roger Milla, Ruud Gullit, Zico, Ronaldo Jnr, Messi.

• GEN Z: Podcasters, and Bloggers.

• GEN ALPHA: Streamers, e.g, Speed, Kai Cenat, Ninja, xQc.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Someone just submitted a ticket asking why their laptop is running slow.

I remote in. They have 3 Chrome windows open with 60+ tabs total.

I close all but 5 tabs. Computer runs fine now.

I write in the ticket: "Resolved - Optimized system memory allocation and cleared background processes."

They reply: "Wow, thank you! What was wrong?"

I reply: "Just some resource management issues. Should be good now."

I didn't lie. I just used technical language to describe "you had way too many tabs open."

If I say "close your tabs," they'll feel scolded. If I say "optimized memory allocation," they'll feel helped.

Same result, better optics.

Also, they'll probably open 60 tabs again next week and submit another ticket.

And I'll "optimize" it again.

This is called job security.

[Moonlight 🌙 ✨ @Moonlight_myths]

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused to be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

#BreakingNews
The pilot announced, “We will land after half an hour.”

Then he forgot to turn off the mic and told the co-pilot, “First I will drink some hot tea ☕.
then I will kiss the air hostess.” 💋

When the air hostess heard this, she ran to turn off the mic but tripped on a child’s foot and fell. The child said, “Why are you in such a hurry? He said he will drink tea first.”🙄

[Coolbreeze  @Sudif_]

Instead of having the video not available in some regions, why not have the whole tweet not available.

[Nkululeko Mhlaba @NkululekoMhlaba]

As a rule of thumb, you should never assist anyone to carry a bag at the airport no matter the circumstances.