Susan Oluwafemi

#UNAPOLOGETICCHRISTIAN #KINGDOMWoman.Researcher | Youth & Adolescent Sexual Reproductive Health Advocate | Women & Girls Public Health Enthusiast.

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

Purity culture hyped us up, reality slapped us down. What they never taught us was not spiritual - it was practical. This book gives you what Sunday School or culture left out: real-world intimacy that works.

📍Your spouse will thank you later: https://t.co/AJwmSY8vgg

[Janesdiary Matchmaking Network @janetfunmi]

The way I anticipated the first sex on my wedding night, was not what I finally met.

I really believed the hype. I was 25, purity culture ambassador, head of the Virginity Department.

They told us say if you wait for your wedding night, the enjoyment go be like Manna from Heaven.

A whole month before the wedding, I was already a scholar. I carry Every Woman like say I dey write exam. I was studying foreplay techniques like say I wan do PhD for Bedroom Affairs. I was ready to show baba levels.

Wedding finish, we reach hotel. I was expecting sparks, fire, and thunder. My chest was doing kikum-kakam.
What did my husband do? Omo, baba start prayer point! From "God thank you for a successful day" to "We bind every territorial demon." We prayed till 12 AM. By the time we said "Amen," the only thing we were penetrating was deep sleep. Total blackout.

Next morning was Thanksgiving. We were rocking matching Aso-Ebi, looking like "Couple of the Year." My mum pulled me aside with that agbaya smile: "Funmi, hope you cooperated? Take care of your husband o!" I just dey smile like mumu, meanwhile, the goods never even enter market.

We finally get home, and it’s time for the Introduction to Pelvic Anatomy. Baba said he’d be gentle. I said No p, I’m ready. I positioned myself like a pro. He started the preliminary introduction, the small kisses here and there and I was like Okay, we are moving.

Then suddenly... GBAM! Omo, I see spirit!
A sharp, localized pain just hit me from nowhere. I closed my eyes, waiting for the pleasure to start kicking in, but instead of Ooh Aah, all I was feeling was Ouch! Abba Father.

Before I could even process the pain, baba started jerking like he was having an encounter with an epilepsy patient. I was scared! I thought maybe the prayer we prayed last night was manifesting. I was almost shouting Blood of Jesus! ...and then, just like that, baba was done. Silence.

I opened one eye, looked at him and asked: "Is that all? No be the same thing wey everybody dey shout so?"
Where was the unbreakable bond? Where was the fire on the mountain? My Sunday School teacher really sold me a Buy 1, Get Nothing package. The disappointment was premium!

But sha, we thank God for growth. Today? Your girl is a Certified Pro. If I show you my moves now, you go know say God is indeed faithful.

Will you share your experience or not?

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

Satan does not tempt you with the ugly stuff - he tempts you with the good stuff you already like. "Valentine" is not destiny - it is pressure. Chase alignment, not attraction. https://t.co/JzakMM8gSB

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@janetfunmi Purity culture hyped us up, reality slapped us down. What they never taught us was not spiritual - it was practical. This book gives you what "Sunday School or culture" left out: real-world intimacy that works.

📍Your spouse will thank you later 😘 https://t.co/AJwmSY8vgg

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@investbamboo @investbamboo it has been four days since I submitted my KYC and it is still “under review” with no update. This delay is not pleasant. Please sort this out ASAP. Thank you.
#KYC #Fintech #Support

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@nathanielblow AMEN!

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@airtel_care @airtel_care @AirtelNigeria Kindly refund my credit of 1000naira. It's too early in the year abeg😠😡! My number is 09014256329

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@airtel_care Recharged and bought data was debited but data wasn't given to my line, please do the needful. Thank you.

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@AirtelNigeria @airtel_care @AirtelNigeria Kindly refund my credit of 1000naira. It's too early in the year abeg😠😡!

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@airtel_care Hello Shade, sent a DM to @AirtelNigeria thank you.

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@airtel_care @airtel_care What's really happening with buying data and not getting it yet my account is debited? Please do the needful! Thanks

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@airtel_care I bought airtime of 500naira as at 3am today to pay for data offer of 2GB for 7days, I was debited but data wasn't given to me. Same thing happened this night as at 8pm when I recharged 1000, please do the needful. Thanks

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@nabo_se @KayodeAdeniran9 Kindly tell him that God hasn't started showing off just yet, when He does we all will be too awed to talk about it because Glory yen ma plenty gan using daddy Moses with the "veil" as a case study. Thank you.

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

BELIEVE IN YOUR GIFTS https://t.co/9KtvsJum70

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

WISE VIRGIN’ https://t.co/XOUEfNYNuK

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@adarathexplorer This is so beautiful! Talked about it in my e-book. Be you a virgin or not there should be no comparison and only God can help with it. https://t.co/S3QsbFaO8g

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@ruffydfire Are you and your partner in courtship or newlyweds? Don't worry, with our ebook, "Virgin or Not Enjoy sex in Your Marriage", you will know exactly how to make your wedding night meaningful and enjoyable no matter your situation. https://t.co/S3QsbFaO8g

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

You finished watching #Enoch_themovie then you went to buy white bible and handkerchief 😏😒🙄, hope you are ready to move to "mushin"🥱🤷? Meanwhile I will be sharing my learnings from #Enoch_themovie as a post here https://t.co/tG39JGhK2V kindly like,share & subscribe

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@UBACares I
Do the needful please! I have replied your question.

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@UBAGroup @UBACares I sent an email to you guys no response yet,I can't get any transaction (urgent) done via the app or ussd code.

My balance not reflecting and so many mishaps on the app, please reach out and do the needful @ubacares and @UBAGroup.

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@OGHENERUNORANO1 @UBACares No!!!! It is not!!😡

[Susan Oluwafemi @SusanOluwafemi]

@AlexAlozie_ @TonyOElumelu @UBAGroup @UBACares Please reply my emails and tweets here.Please!This is urgent!
I can't make any transaction due to "transaction limit exceeded", a refund hasn't been done on the money that was debited from my account and wasn't credited the recipient