Ben Swilley

Boobs are great but my beard will still look great when I'm old.

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

Am I the only one who thinks if @AllysaSwilley took a black and white photo with the giraffes it would look vinTaj? #AprilTheGiraffe#Tajiri

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

The Chiefs are giving me heart palpatations

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

I've owned a house for less than 36 hours and we have already decimated the inside

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@SuperDuperNope

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@hey_blip @ThiccMutt "Excuse me, I have already been here and I wanna skip line. See I already have the x on my hand"

Too bad we are using squares tonight and you aren't skipping line for less than $40

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

I could not be more grateful for how strong of a person my fiancé is as a mother. Facing 2 days of labor has really help me know how much I love her. Laeklyn will be here before 10pm

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

I don't know who needs to hear this to get it done...There needs to be more Rhinoceros Baby items

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

From the Trent Green days to the now Patrick Mahomes era. I will forever be loyal to my Chiefs #proudtobeachiefsfan

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

Today I learned that I can juggle..here I come America's Got Talent!

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

My weapons professor brought in uranium oxide today. It's reassuring to know that the cork is on tight 🙃 Oh and it sets off a radiation detector from the other side of the room.

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@HillaryClinton Democrats used to think this was a wonderful sight too...

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

Just want everyone to know this is my "dangerous" and "intimidating" Pitbull 😂 #PitbullLove #pitbull

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

If you buy "beard growth" products, you just wasted your money. Blame your genetics, there is no such thing that makes you miraculously grow facial hair

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@AllysaSwilley You don't got this

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@AllysaSwilley OH MY GOD IT'S A STRUMPET

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@HalieTurich @xomdgxo 100% the face of a "vicious" goofball

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@P_Roman3 Guns aren't the issue...

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@CauseWereGuys @regroh021

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

Did you know, @peta killed 74% of rescued animals in the state of Virginia in 2017 and almost all of them were in the first 24 hours of rescue #doublestandardmuch? 🤔

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@AllysaSwilley We love you too

[Ben Swilley @Swilldo75]

@AllysaSwilley Sick burn