I'm out! That's it!

My demons are high as fuck!

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

Sure life is difficult!...What do you expect?... flowers and glitter everyday?

Me talking to my daughter, while throwing glitter & flowers.

[คkค Ʀคςђ @ryan_rachryan80]

Running your fingers through their chest hair is like therapy, unless it's your girlfriend's chest hair. Then it's just... eww.

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

Kicking Ass is the only option

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

We now return to our regularly scheduled shenanigans already in progress

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

My daughter called me weird, so I told her. "yeah and!"....." you're stuck with me!"
She replied....." who are you?"
A smart ass at 7.

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

I lost the instructions on my wife and I forgot what it said about malfunctions.......yeah, I read them!........once.

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

@KT_books Happy Birthday Twinzie. Glitter and sparkles. 😂

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

@KT_books Thank you.😘

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

@CantWaitToNap Thanks for the list add.

[I'm out! That's it! @TCelticwarrior]

@ohmygrapeness Thank you.

[❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸 @darlingshelly72]

What do normal people do with their time?

[❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸 @darlingshelly72]

I wish feelings walked away like people do

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

I'm helping my kids look for easter chocolate I ate two days ago.

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?

[❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸 @darlingshelly72]

So you sell buckets of all sorts....basically you're the can man.....

[bumdog @bumdog7]

Inappropriate social behavior .

Check .✔️

[Teewee @Chloestylo]

I can go for some I & I.. Intercourse and Intoxication.

[Teewee @Chloestylo]

People that think all I do is tweet about sex are anal..