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DESTINY IS ALL!

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@TylerKBraaten @megynkelly Somehow dudes always make this (everything!) about women (and pregnant women at that). I’m so tired.

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@memeticsisyphus Do you really think women in *checks notes* SOUTH F-ing SUDAN can somehow prevent pregnancy? STFU

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@RepMaxMiller @AmericanAir Sean Duffy, making things…not happen? I bet it’s because you aren’t wearing the right travel clothes

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@atrupar He’s right about that! 😂

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@ManicMitch_JP @usedgov @POTUS They’re targeting CHILDREN

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@max90175317 @Spielberg2K “I said AYE!”

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@mulaney Here for awesome WA state ferry shots #75thanniversary

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Stick this in the “duh” category. We are living in the dumbest timeline

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

NYT: A major flu outbreak has sickened nearly 160 troops at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas weeks after Defense Secretary Hegseth announced that U.S. troops would no longer be required to be vaccinated for the flu, defense officials said.

https://t.co/fFIt8Mhyzg

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@washingtonpost Coronavirus vaccine- you had me at “not dead”

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@thekuhlest They have to keep up with *checks notes* McDonald’s

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@duckmesillybaby @factpostnews @grok Nuance isn’t his forte

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@factpostnews RFK jr - tell that to my kid’s face you ignorant jerk

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

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@BlueBoxDave @ChrisLoesch It’s hard to show up for things knowing that the entire administration thinks that I (that’s right-me, a real person, not a political party) is a lefty commie scumbag and, almost at every opportunity, will see, hear or be told something incredibly offensive. I’ll pass.

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@EW She has a beef with everyone

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@monodialogue These are the kinds of episodes that makes me think that I could be a contestant on Jeopardy

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@atrupar This entire quote is just a giant word salad.

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@MarshaBlackburn @RogerMarshallMD @SenTuberville @realDonaldTrump PTA mom…I’m here for the “parliamentarian holds unchecked power” quotes, because…come on man

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@RepFine Just telegraphing your contempt of State elections workers

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@RubenGallego Now just waiting for the “screwworm is actually great!” hot MAGA takes