Bed Bug

THERE IS A FLAW IN YOUR LOGIC

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On a scale of blowjobs to anal with choking

How much do you love me?

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@bookswinefamily

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White privilege

You mean trailer parks?

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I don't get why men are so confused by women. Just read our minds when we're not talking to you. Simple.

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Another mouth and cleavage avi....how fucking original

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Words as weapons...

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So...Wonderland wasn't all I thought it would be...

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White privilege

You mean trailer parks?

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I'm just here to take part in pure fuckedupedness

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Money talks...but all mine says is goodbye

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These days

Deleting history is more important than making it

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A recent study shows that women who are ten pounds overweight live longer than men who mention it

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Don't throw them under the bus when a semi will do a better job

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Words like BAE aren't helping your cause to be taken seriously

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You binge WATCH

I binge FUCK

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so...is a coat hanger an inappropriate gift to a pregnant ex?

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Oh look...another pic of you with a drink in your hand....

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There are way too many unsatisfied women in the world

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I deal with rejection very well

If you turn me down you must be a lesbian

Simple

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I try to be a nicer person...at least that's what I tell myself

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Heaven is endless sex and Nutella