JOHN WILKES BOOSTED

Malarxist-Bidenist. Unfortunately 26

[JOHN WILKES BOOSTED @TYLEAR1223]

𝓔𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓹𝔂

𝓓𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Making new friend at 20: wow. I like lonesome crowded west too. Want to get arrested a couple times and then not talk for 9 years until your wedding

Making new friend at 32: I think about hurting people all the time but I got this happy hour thing I gotta do for work on Tuesday

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Overstating the excesses of Woke I will be punishable by death under Woke II

[haruspex🔮🍊 🇵🇸 @Bolshie_Boy]

you really just have to get that when Disco Elysium says "Communism is about failure" it's miles closer to Luxemburg calling the "chain of historic defeats" the "pride and strength of international socialism" than it is any liberal critique

[overzealots | isaac @overzealots_]

They’re calling it the most israeli tweet of all time

[JOHN WILKES BOOSTED @TYLEAR1223]

@dylanmatt thats because you are stupid fucking tool

[JOHN WILKES BOOSTED @TYLEAR1223]

@zoethorogood im sorry to hear that

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Getting up and muttering “terrible. Awful. No talent” then dying immediately

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

LYING Odysseus, he lied to the Cyclops. He told his wife, honey I'm coming back, and he cheated on her like a dog. *crowd boos* He took twenty years, I could have done it in twenty days, just look at our beautiful First Lady *crowd cheers* And he was very unfair to Poseidon

[JOHN WILKES BOOSTED @TYLEAR1223]

@DomainDead Character is salvagable. When his conviction and rigid moral code are in protection of those how can't defend themselves, when he goes after people with power, when the story is about how broken he is it works.

[JOHN WILKES BOOSTED @TYLEAR1223]

@DomainDead the Punisher was the first comic character I got into. I started reading the Garth Ennis and Max series of his stories at a too young age. I think there is a lot of problematic themes and the stories can easily tip into reactionary violence fantasy but I am convinved that the

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

"Oh wise oracle, we bide you tell us: who shall win the Hasan Piker vs Charlie Kirk debate?"

"For Charlie, there shall be no contest."

[⟆ₗₒₐₙₑ 🍎 | 𑣲ϻⳗ вιopιc ҽɾα ✦ @Notmyname642460]

Fem 🐯^᪲᪲᪲ design
#onepiece #trafalgarlaw

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Smotrich just announced the official ethnic cleansing of a Palestinian village in response to the ICC warrant for his arrest.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Cute. Try this on for size: “Dracula’s outside and he is gonna fuck your butt.”

[m @averyylive]

He posted a tik tok where he said “if you see a gay person or a trans person and it makes you angry it’s because you just got mogged” and isn’t that the truth

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

#BeastMode #TraumatizeARepublicanForLife2k26