Herbie’s Alt Timeline

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[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

Stop threatening us with a good time 😂

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ingraham: They’re going to promise prosecutions of Trump and his family, ICE officials, anyone who worked for ICE, then the entire system will be put on trial before it’s dismantled.

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@tommyfacts1 @gewfy @oliviaoney And dabbling in loli content

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@daithi__d @gewfy @oliviaoney Or Muslims? Hopefully not because damn

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@SwiftIsland13 @BBFeedsFairy If everyone thinks you’re an insufferable bitch maybe you’re an insufferable bitch and can’t make friends 😂

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@BBFeedsFairy Insufferable victim bitch

[✨ ℕ𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 @NaturalGoldenx]

@BBBitez

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

Hell yeah Thad

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls President Trump a "f**king rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files.

"That b*tch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail.”

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@davenewworld_2 Holy cornball

[Warren @swd2]

Republicans when ICE murders a dad in front of his kid.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

MAGA:

2016 was fair! (Obama was President)

2020 was rigged! (Trump was President)

2024 was fair! (Biden was President)

They’re going to rig 2026! (Trump is President)

Why is Donald Trump so fucking bad at securing elections according to MAGA?

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@EricLDaugh Are you this stupid in real life?

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

The fella who “wrote” Hillbilly Elegy btw

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

JD Vance: My life is, dude, totally transformed. People go to the grocery store for me. I don’t have to cook anymore because I have an army of people willing to cook my food.

My life is so weird. I fly around on a 757. No more TSA lines for me.

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@itzmepete65 @ABC They categorically did not keep it. And if they did, it doesn’t compare to a $100,000,000+ jet

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@blaronde3 @Mees_Moose @LangmanVince This is the same apolitical FIFA that gave DONALD TRUMP a PEACE PRIZE, right? Sit all the way down troglodyte

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@HistoryBoomer Yes good now you’re getting it

[The Voice of Reason @ReasonedVoice74]

@atrupar The fact that Watergate would be a 12 hour news story today, says less about Nixon than it does about Trump. The current level of Trump corruption is so overwhelming in scale, that one can’t possibly keep track of it all.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Herbie’s Alt Timeline @TakesOnMe67]

@SimonGrunchy @S4KlB @MarcoFoster_ @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ It’s Ted Cruz you dunce

[LH🦋 @HLindaLee]

@TheRickWilson @Harris15904Beth