Franklin Cheese

Is he a human or is he a fish?

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

Ppl trying to rehabilitate Jackson's shitty whites-only slop as "woke, actually" are just kinda scoring an own-goal for the white supremacists. "See? Whites-only slop can be woke, too!"

No, it can't.

[Up From The Depths - 海の底から舞い上がる @FromTheDepths88]

The movie all the rightoids rave about has one of the wokest moments ever put on film, and would be ripped to shreds if released today.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@tobysomeoneb @J0nas42 @eeeeow The few words they would have for me: "Ja, das ist richtig."

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@SanguisKultus @J0nas42 @eeeeow Sorry, you misunderstood slightly - I meant that no American would misidentify a chicken sandwich as a chickenburger. (The other guy thinks chicken sandwiches are chickenburgers.)

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@CommieKamikaze @PollyPorridge There is no "thing they add that makes chocolate taste like vomit." That's literally not a thing that exists.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

Hm, maybe if British cinema spent more time critiquing British colonialism maybe OP would have been able to grow past his self-centered colonizer mindset.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

Offensively stupid take. Godzilla is about the Bikini tests, and is an example of post-war JP's desperate need to appropriate and erase any actual victimhood of war & colonialism they can for thmslves.

[Brick Cucumber (Lego) @BrickCucumber]

The Hulk has never been done correctly in live action because the American film industry is still beholden to never criticise the existence of Nuclear weaponry.

Godzilla exists as a response to this destructive power and is a clear inspiration for Hulk but studios are too (1/2)

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

Then again, OP's British, so I don't really expect him to be able to understand that cultures other than his own exist. Godzilla criticizes the ppl he hates, he doesn't care that it's actually racist erasure of Bikinians.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@J0nas42 @denimneverdies Brits are so stupid that they had to invent the word "beefburger" to keep themselves from getting confused because they think hamburgers are made of ham.

That colonial mindset never went away - steal sthng frm anthr culture then give it a new name bcz you can't understand it.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@J0nas42 @the_ason @DanielH_LUFC "Let me teach 'y'all' something" proceeds to use AI slop from random people on Quora.

Heinz baked beans are American. British baked beans don't differ from American baked beans, because you're literally just eating American mass-produced canned food and claiming it as your own.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@J0nas42 @eeeeow The original hamburger was in sliced bread. That's what a hamburger is.

Again, the American definition is the only correct one. There's no contradiction.

I like the "lol" you threw in there - smugly laughing at things you're too stupid to understand and too arrogant to learn.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@mn007vevo @Chirurgic @skeleoncemore You're joking, but I had an English guy tell me, dead serious, that the proper name is "beefburger" because "obviously a hamburger would have ham in it."

They literally invented a whole new word because they were confused by the "ham" in "hamburger.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@DaBigChillSFW There aren't two sides and there's no "chickenburger debate."

Brits created the word "beefburger" because they thought hamburgers were made w/ ham, and ppl just ran with it.

It's not a debate, y'all are literally just confused by German loanwords (and wrong).

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@J0nas42 @eeeeow Hamburgers were created in America, so no? The American definition is the only correct one. Nobody in America calls chickenburgers chicken sandwiches.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@1962KINUFC @jimmyjohns1122 World Wide Web is Swiss, stop lying.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@jelly_pack English ppl in England doing incredibly English things:

You: "Everything I don't like about my country is foreigners' fault. Why did America make us do this??!!"

You're the exact same as them.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@Dunaidan3019 @PariPuri_ ALL peter jackson related movies are "fake Tolkien."

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@PariPuri_ @Dunaidan3019 Except it's not a Tolkien cartoon, it's a Peter Jackson cartoon, and those ppl have always been Jackson's target audience. His movies have always pandered to hypermacho white supremacists.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@imdanielholt This is a srs question. Trump is talking abt mass denaturalization of minorities *just like post-war JP did*, which is what the myth of "homogeneity" is based on. It's the same racist nonsense, and WotC literally built Kamigawa on it.

[Franklin Cheese @TalkBack83]

@imdanielholt Was this just pandering to the JP audience, or does WotC just genuinely buy into that racism?

Like, why dis WotC go out of their way to erase indigenous ppl and other minorities frm Kamigawa then include fucking *ramen* in your MtG cookbook????