Tanya Morris

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Christmassy things to do today:
Watch telly
Have a sleep
Overcook some veg
Have a big argument
Circle a car park for hours
Eat 20,000 calories
Lose scissors
Be cross in a supermarket
Feel rough
Get annoyed with a tree
Eat an orange
Cry
Buy stamps
Storm off
Be tired in a big shop

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@NextHelp hi I please contact me regarding the appalling customer service I have received this week regarding an item not delivered to store on time thank you

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

In the year of punk, still didn't know anyone who didn't have this album.

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@attn @Schwarzenegger It would be so much better if you were in charge Mr. S

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

Delighted @NestleUKI have introduced a whip without the walnut. Why should us nut allergy sufferers miss out on the whippy stuff & choccie

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@canning_nick @IcelandFoods Not Upminster store. Manager had my 90 year old mum with dementia arrested and barred for shoplifting hope things improve @IcelandFoods

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

peech

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

cooky

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@nico_rosberg what a brave decision. Family comes first

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@Millies_Huts @Tansy37 thank you!

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@BritishGas #tweetforshelter

[Nico Rosberg @NicoRosberg]

my little princess turned 1yr old yesterday.being a dad has put everything into perspective & shown me what matters!

[fî @fi_markey]

how does englands highest ranked golf player at the open look like taaj from come fly with me 😭😭

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

If one more person utters the words stronger safer and better off I will throw something at them

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@easyJet #WeekendSwap I am stripping wallpaper this coming weekend would rather be sunbathing!

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@hollyy_morris love ya darlin xxxxx

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

Please sponsor me if you a some spare change! Thanks! XXXX https://t.co/fxcpBArVIO

[Tanya Morris @Tansymo]

@hollyy_morris get away from the bloody edge

[Mashable @mashable]

Deaf husband has sweetest reaction when he realizes he's going to be a dad: https://t.co/dSCSPnUyic