HungryXenomorph

Video editor (DMs Open), humble Tshirt merchant.

[HungryXenomorph @Tard_D_Grade]

Been editing this vid for @jawsaholic the last couple of days, im really happy how it turned out!

https://t.co/ojkRaqk7Vd

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@jawsaholic Hey Blackhawks about that Knight kid you have between the pipes, you fuys want some picks?

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Connor Bedard is out for the next FOUR months after underdoing shoulder surgery 😳

[HungryXenomorph @Tard_D_Grade]

What the actual fuck?!

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A student pilot successfully landed a small plane after her instructor told her "you know what to do," grabbed his cell phone, opened the cockpit door, and leapt to his death.

https://t.co/Z7APrKL68v

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@jawsaholic @EtanBoss I would have to guess travel costs, possibly? Soccer is increadibly cheap to get into when compared to every other popular sport in the US, maybe with the exception of Basketball.

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@BlabberingC @StutteringCraig @PandaSub2000 @Rev_says_desu His soul as it leaves his body.

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@BananaJuju_ @Keeen_EN Banana Powder

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@BlabberingC And it only gets better!

[Gun Drummer @Gundrummer69]

These re-enactments are getting out of hand… #4thofjuly #independenceday

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@Pirat_Nation Good, fuck those studios, they’ve been releasing utter shit for a decade plus, it was about time they realized that the customer is king.

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@disparutoo Brandon is way more reliable a writer than 99% of writers out there, he will crush it.

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@CountDankulaTV How long until justice Dankula becomes real?

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@Cyberpunk_TCG oh the heart break, gorgeous card though.

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@PandaSub2000 @BuckSexton I hope you are right, personally my concern is not so much with Nolan himself, but rather with Hollywood’s ability to swallow directors whole and destroy what made them great in the first place, i.e Spielberg. This happening to Nolan would be a catastrophe.

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@PTPJacob Cap is going up again, this contract will be a bargain in a year.

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This is far more insulting than Brady leaving the Sens, and it is honestly hilarious, after all the whining and bs ive seen here from Sens fans, get ripped off by your own team, you deserve it!

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

jeez 💀

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@Metalpanthers Its a lot more feasible than Bob at 41 thats for damn sure.

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@GinoHard_ This guys is going to spend so much time getting flipped on his head. Dude looks like a crane on skates.

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@PandaSub2000 @BuckSexton Nolan has been an excellent director and most of his movies are classic, I highly respect the man, and is one of the reasons i ended up in film school, that being said, i have no idea wtf he is doing with The Odyssey.

[Side Scrollers Podcast @SideScrollerPod]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Side Scrollers Announces the Launch of the World's First Digital Condom

The future of protection has officially arrived... by not arriving at all.

DALLAS, TX – Today, Side Scrollers proudly announced the launch of the Digital Condom™, a revolutionary breakthrough in modern consumerism that delivers exactly what today's digital marketplace has conditioned customers to expect: absolutely nothing.

Unlike traditional products, the Digital Condom contains no physical materials, requires no manufacturing, produces no waste, and offers no protection whatsoever. Customers will receive no box, no wrapper, no product, and no ownership beyond the satisfaction of knowing they participated in the future.

Key features include:

100% Digital
100% Empty
Zero Protection
Instant Disappointment
Available Everywhere (and Nowhere)
You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy™

"We looked around and realized people have become completely comfortable paying full price for products they never actually own," said Craig Skistimas, founder of Side Scrollers. "So we asked ourselves, 'What's the logical next step?' The answer was obvious: sell them absolutely nothing. It's the most honest digital product ever created."

The Digital Condom is available immediately for those interested in owning nothing at all.