Arya Snark

Utterly useless, but hilarious human. Multi-media Artist. Gender-fluid. Trying to improve every day. She/He/They

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@Mentalmackem @SimonWhistler @MrDCompton As an American, I support this message. We’re a messy bunch.

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@tbean226 @acnewsitics Arguments are so easy when you use your imagination! 😂

P.S. We already have some cures for cancer, and Conservatives are actively villainizing them. Being scared of science is reason #2578965 that this would never happen.

[Arya Snark @TealYoung2]

@oku_yungx “Who dis?”

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@beachcondoking @eskiflo1 @Mishi_2210 @grok You’ve done it again, mate 😂

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@ClaudetteGGibs1 @tomcolicchio Kevin is also bad at grammar. Normally, I think it’s bad form to correct people’s grammar, but Kevin’s aggressively ignorant takes deserve to be shamed.

[Arya Snark @TealYoung2]

@PiperCim I’m from the US and I arrived at your post because I was googling “Arression,” desperately hoping I would find an acceptable reason for the name to exist.

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Ten years ago, practically to the day, I died for a minute. The person responsible for that minute was a man. My life and body changed forever.

And you know what? When I woke up, one part of me stayed in the afterlife: my very last fuck about what men have to say.

[Arya Snark @TealYoung2]

@thayermoeller @btutsr @Angry_Staffer HAHAHAHAHA

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@TonyR2012545 @callmeMizuko Unfortunately, this can’t be the answer either, ‘cause then he doesn’t have any kids!

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@DBabb78312 @travelingflying We know who you’re talking about? Brother, you just named 5 different animal species and somehow used “Twinkie” as a euphemism in this stream-of-consciousness twaddle. I’m not convinced *you* know who you’re talking about.

[Arya Snark @TealYoung2]

@FredH07666 @its_The_Dr Roughly 1/3? You mean, *exactly* 1/4?

God this timeline is full of tiny horrors.

[Arya Snark @TealYoung2]

@scrub1958 @JokerNov @AdamKinzinger Honestly, your tweets are really starting to entertain me. I have NEVER seen a child go this hard on a temper tantrum before. Your tiny little thumbs must be exhausted.

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@Tectone @shoe0nhead The first successful in vitro embryo implantation resulted in a live birth in 1978. There are probably blue haired lesbians who were born to *other* blue-haired lesbians who got pregnant in a doctor’s office by now, you overcooked hotdog.

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@LangmanVince So, what happened here, I guess, is that you woke up, looked in the mirror only to see some giant thumb-looking motherfucker staring back, and thought, “You know what? This is Beyoncé’s fault. Apropos of nothing, Imma take her down a peg today.”

Is that about right?

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@c00chieglitter @BraxtonPhoto @queenie4rmnola Okay, I’ll rephrase: *racists* lack critical thinking skills.

This Braxton fella is racist.

That’s how I know he’s stupid— almost as keeping the name Braxton when you should know better.

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@torontobaddy @ClaudetteGGibs1 No no, that’s the tattoo he deserves.

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@owl_elc @queenie4rmnola Sure. A public hanging of a young Black man, just a few days after right-wing Twitter threatened to start a Civil War. Sounds 100% coincidental 🙄

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@BraxtonPhoto @queenie4rmnola Fun fact: did you know your name— Braxton— was made famous by the *worst General in U.S. history?*

I know this because I’m related to him, but at least I have the good sense to be embarrassed about it.

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@SimonWhistler @vueling This beef has gone on long enough I’m surprised you haven’t learnt to rap, started a new YouTube channel, and released a diss track under the moniker $iMoney by now.

[Arya Snark @TealYoung2]

@CaesarPower @YourAnonCentral The post isn’t credible for me, either, but starfish are radially symmetrical marine invertebrates. They’re practically all stem cells, and they live in a support medium. Human ear cartilage doesn’t regenerate very well relative to the rest of the human body, let alone starfish.