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[Tech @Technerder]

Tweeting from my gucci smart toilet

[hackaday @hackaday]

New Bambu Lab Firmware Update Adds Mandatory Authorization Control System
https://t.co/qkWtoMomhv

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Don’t want it anymore.

[annie @soychotic]

The audacity to say I need to download a SUITE of spyware in order to turn off these stink RGB lights @msi

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

🚨 Breaking: White House official Anne Neuberger reveals Salt Typhoon hacking campaign has compromised at least 8 US telecom providers - far more extensive than initially reported.

Campaign impacts dozens of nations.

[the Rich @Duderichy]

time to update a resource!

that’s right! POST request

time to delete a resource

that’s right! POST request

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

This can’t be real. While organizations are busy enforcing AI policies to protect confidential data, Microsoft quietly enables this by default and labels it ‘Your privacy matters.’ Unbelievable.

[Tech @Technerder]

@haydcncs @kudfps Real shit

[hayden @haydcncs]

@kudfps I’ll give props once neon is nerfed. Until then fuck riot 😂

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

HTTP 1.1 is so nice and simple you can clearly see it was developed by Real Software Engineers. Not webdevs.

[Tech @Technerder]

@haydcncs Big Red Amogus

[Filip Dragovic @filip_dragovic]

MSRC at its best lmao. What a jole

[Firefox 🔥 @firefox]

You could always switch to Firefox 😉

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

The BBC reports the Internet Archive has been compromised by a Threat Actor operating under the moniker "Have I Been Pwned".

This is unequivocally false.

The BBC has incorrectly attributed the compromise to the the website owned and operated by security researcher @TroyHunt

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Switch to Firefox asap

[Darren Naish @TetZoo]

The Internet, RIP. Well done guys.

[Tech @Technerder]

@_Mohala_ Welcome 2 the big leagues 'unc'!

[teej dv 🔭 @teej_dv]

Hawk Tuah recently went viral for her based rant about VS Code’s not-so-open source nature.

“It’s astonishing that people still think VS Code is fully open source when Microsoft is playing the oldest trick in the book,” she said, exasperated. “They release the base code under an open-source license, sure—but the moment you want real functionality like Python Language Servers or useful extensions, suddenly you're tied to their official, proprietary builds.”

She added that “they even hide APIs for internal use only. It's a classic Embrace, Extend, Extinguish strategy, and people are falling for it like it’s 1999 all over again.”

[saila @sailaunderscore]

This, 2.5 kids, and a bitch wife who nags at me all day #goals

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Are you mad about constant criticism of your work as a Software Engineer? Try responding with "skill issue"! Don't fix your insecurities! Project them on your critics!