Dash

Informatiker, Papa, Tesla-Besitzer

[ArcaneRefraction XR Nᴇᴡꜱ @arcanerefract]

Numbers are in. Base AURA is $1,279 (12/256), $1,499 for 16/512 — US/CA/JP/KR first. Europe waits on a later wave.

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@elonmusk In my 2019 Tesla

[Volker Quaschning @VQuaschning]

Warum #Tankrabatt für Menschen, die sich gerade einen neuen #Verbrenner gekauft haben? 🚗⛽
1,4 Mio. wurden Jan.–Aug. neu zugelassen. E-Autos sind günstiger, klimafreundlicher und machen uns unabhängiger von Öl. ⚡🌍
Wir brauchen das #VerbrennerAus und zwar jetzt! 🔥

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@elonmusk @bot Meanwhile me with hw 2.5 …

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

My wife didn’t like my phone wallpaper, so she made me a new one.
It’s like negative overflow so it’s awesome again.

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

Tesla silently removed the option to buy FSD for my 2019 HW2.5 car. Before that I was told that I would get new hardware if I bought it. This chance seems to be gone, although Elon said back, all cars are equipped with the hardware to drive themselves, back then. Disappointed.

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@XFreeze Companions too?

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@Tesla HW2.5

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@Tesla @elonmusk You said that 6 years ago and now I’m sitting here with HW2.5

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

Interesting options

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

I wanna mention again how unfair it is that owners with HW2.5 dont get grok in their Teslas 😭

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@teslaeurope @grok I want it in my 2019 model please

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

"you point it at website and it just... tries to break in... fully autonomous with no human needed"

"it stole the entire user database, all by itself, in 90 minutes"

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@SnWalpaper4K @xdownloaderbot download this

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

This split image trend is a cancer. Tap this post to see more

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@tesla_na I want that in my hardware 2.5 car. I see no reason why that shouldn’t be possible. Disappointed ☹️

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@waitbutwhy Suddenly I don’t believe in alien visits anymore

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@XFreeze That’s the only reason they called it 4.1 instead of 4.5. To do this.

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@cb_doge @elonmusk I wanna see them unbuttoning a shirt first.

[Dash @TeslaM8_DE]

@PokemonGoApp What a love for detail.