Gurple Nurple

Father of Finkle McDinkle. Co-Vice Secretary of The Fray International Fanclub. CJ Stroud glazer. Natural born leader of men.

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

Did u know if you shrunk Earth down to the size of a marble you can shove it in your ear really really far

[maria ˃ 𖥦 ˂(dms for skin removal only) @90smiau]

and for the lady, perhaps jazz hands?

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

I be wethumping in my dreams

[Billy Bailey @BillyJimBailey]

Will Stancil Nigga

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

if I had rapper money I'd get a chain w the twin towers on it an then 2 other chains w planes on em an id sit in the corner of the club makin plane noises an smashin em together all night

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

@tee_aych_cee Shidand “Shidand Farta” Farta

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

Gluten free? How long he been out?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No guts no glory

[bab @1xeraz]

That brother starving

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

My school of fish was swimming so hard back in the day. Pulsating, vortexing, et cetra

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

I got opps everywhere that’s why I be sleeping under a fitted sheet

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

My rap name is Yung Lexapro for Breakfast

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

You. Me. 6 hours straight of The Fray blasting in the speakers. I only cry a little bit this time. You in or are you in

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

Chat help

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 just told me they’re working on a new flavor of Gatorade called Beer

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

I’m building an Army

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

There’s ones with flames on the sides at local stores too

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

Ballsacks but you gotta switch them out like hermit crabs

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

@yessssssssirski You don’t mean it

[Gurple Nurple @ThaRealMinger]

Son who looks weird when catching things or daughter that gets cracked like a walnut Panda Express style