Tha Catfather

Casual gamer. Music buff. 90’s lover.

[Tha Catfather @Tha_CatFather]

I don’t do drama. I do naps and snacks.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I really don't appreciate you not inviting me to that thing I was never gonna show up to.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

If you walk a dog by me and I say hi I sure as fuck ain't talking to you

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

When someone you haven't seen in awhile asks what's new. Do you freeze and forget who you are.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I like the way staying home and doing nothing fixes me.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store than coming home from the grocery store.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I just sighed so hard, I almost passed out.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“Wow this is exactly what I needed.”

-me disassociating for days

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Exits carwash.
Rain begins.

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

Happy Friday everyone! And remember: if you can be anything, be kind… of an asshole

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

White people be like ready spaghetti

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Only thing I learned from the conjuring movies is to never buy antiques

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

On casual Fridays I do skinny jeans & a bedazzled straitjacket

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Really gotta stop giving myself bad advice.

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

I give a fuck every once in a while just don't tell anyone

[krista @kristabellerina]

The secret to deep cleaning is rage.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

I don't trust people who don't talk to their pets with a funny voice

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

You know fine well autocorrect that I was never ass king