🎄llen™

Human with various interests including (but not limited to) tech, politics, puns, philosophy, and musical performance/audio production. Occasional swears.

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

@YesItzMeDammit @ArnicaxRoss @LammaticHama @DeLesslin An interactive installation highlighting the relationship between White privilege and law enforcement called Nine-One-Wonderful.

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

Sat and listened to the sound of thunder
"How far off?" I sat and wondered
Then I counted the number of seconds between the flash and the sound
and multiplied that by the speed of sound at my altitude in meters per second
Workin' on the Night Moves
-Robert Peabody Seger, PhD

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Here’s the full interview with @eveewing: https://t.co/gci13p5A5e

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

"IT'S MERRY FU**ING CHRISTMAS, YOU HEATHEN SCUM!" she screamed at Deloris the part-time department store clerk.

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

@AndrewCFrancis Some kind of chin-chin chicanery going on up in hair.

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

@AndrewCFrancis THAT's what I did wrong! *facepalm* I sent a lock of my beard hair to Iggy Azalea.

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

cc: @karlaskandor

[Doug Crown @Bellagiotime]

Check out: Ford doghouse has noise cancellation to relax dogs - Autoblog https://t.co/8AiXmSeIOm via @therealautoblog

[Be The Cookie @BeTheCookie]

Santa (one foggy Christmas Eve, albeit much later than in the universe depicted in that song): Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
Rudolf (an adult with a fully-formed psyche): In a word, no. I left my childish desires to fit in as a reindeer far behind me. Christmas be damned.

[TuSoon Shakur @TuSoonShakur]

subtweeter: oh my god becky look at her butt

subwoofer: i'm all about that bass

[EFF @EFF]

Tumblr's new "adult content" filter is so bad at its job, it flagged Tumblr's own examples of acceptable nudity https://t.co/IZndWsg9Sz

[Blue Origin @blueorigin]

Thank you for flying with us @NASA and @NASA_Technology! We’ve had fun getting ready for launch with your teams in West Texas #NS10

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

One of the coolest shots ever taken of the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft and the Orbiter mated up and airborne. Shot by NASA photog Carla Thomas inverted in a Hornet I believe. The folks at Armstrong Flight Research Center were pretty proud of this one the last time I was down there.

[Tusk Jenkins @TuskJenkins]

What made you think your first mutation would be the only one, Magnus? Pretty short-sighted for a guy who grew eyestalks during the Year of the Trilobite

[🎄llen™ @TheAllen]

RIP tumblr... (oh, build-a-bear? never mind.)