Le Beaumont™️

lawyer ⚖️ | shellback ⚓️ | denizen of the seaport ⚓️ | fintwit reply gal 💬 | liability management enthusiast 📉| gold bug | hostess with the mostest 👗🍽️

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@DuncanLamont2 fooey

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@KevRGordon @HUDgov @VisualCap

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@alexandrascaggs every time my stepmom went out of town without him, my dad would use his hall pass ... to eat a ham, cheese and onion sandwich

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@hassankhan i mean they grow ‘em big in jersey 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@Bonecondor there’s a whole scene about this in “the departed”

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@tolstoybb new type just dropped: “anti-agriculture”

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my tall ship’s a schooner ⛵️
my practice is legal ⚖️
my house plants are alive 🪴
knicks in five 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
(is this something?)

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@elletwocache 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

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@hassankhan You should hear the noise outside in NYC rn

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@DecadentPuff ridiculous. and the brand of nearly every container is easily discerned.

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tell me you don’t understand trade dress without…

[Kevin V. Nguyen @KevinNguyen_89]

How far is FIFA going with its brand restrictions? The condiments at the Levi’s Stadium press box have all been taped over 😆

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@alexandrascaggs i have said it before and i’ll say it again, it’s a pleasure being governed by someone who doesn’t show contempt for the people he is serving

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@TheStalwart did you talk about the banana piers on the east river?

[NYC Water @NYCWater]

As the #Knicks rallied with a game-winning 2-pointer, NYers held their number 1! At the final whistle & for the next 7 mins, NYC saw a water‑use spike equal to 368,697 🚽 flushes! As the Knicks surged, we fought the urge… because we knew the team was on the verge… OF HISTORY!

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@elletwocache @alexandrascaggs i mean i don’t eat dairy (anymore) so what do i know 🐄 ❤️

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@elletwocache @alexandrascaggs kraft or gtfo

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going to spend the day in a cooling center (my office) 🥵

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@talktoskirt i am watching and also covering my eyes at the same time

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@tracyalloway

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@DasWreck @alexandrascaggs still waiting for the longitudinal study on the consequences of eating the frozen peas that somehow always ended up in the dessert compartment