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too good for a free banana

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@StanCollymore I saw this 4000 price and was quite shocked. Why is it so high? My son's was probably under £1000 in total for about 8 seasons 😂

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@nickjdspalding @Jenny_1884 Used to drive at 70, got 35mpg(diesel). Now I barely go over 65 and get 50mpg.

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@TrustlessState Mate there have been plenty of times I've been at a match and it looked like we wouldn't score if we played for 3 days

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@DrizzyDraught Yeah man I would be mega pissed off if my son was only making 50m a year when he could have a bit more than that

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@omgsidewalks They definitely don't want you to know this one simple trick

[Ellie Rofe @eliotranch]

I remember lying on a beach in California about 4 days into my first trip to America, and five 30-somethings were batting a volleyball around. I can't remember the exact wording, but it was something like:

"I'm really no good at volleyball."
"Ohmigod, Shauna. You're great!"
"Thanks Bryce! Appreciate you!"
"Brad, that's awesome!"
"Yay, this is fun!"

When this went on for five minutes and nobody had called someone a useless cunt or tried to smash the ball into their best mate's face, I realised there really is a vast gulf between our cultures.

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@DropAPinShow The amazing this is that these are adults and not children

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@dannykanell "If my aunt had bollocks..."

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone

Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me

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@cryptophila13 @IcyAmphibian About 100million jasmy if you're lucky 😂

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

US against Belgium tonight

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New insult just dropped

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@JeffCarnage Touching the ball isn't the same as winning the ball 👍🏻

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@daybr0ke @UnkleDell "We"🤦🏻‍♂️

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

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@IanBeck58767180 "Got the ball"? 😂😂 is that why he stood up after winning it and ran down the pitch with it in his possession? Fucking ianbeckbunchofnumbers bot

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@StanCollymore Was this recorded in 1999

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@JakeD8023033111 @Rory_Talks_Ball touching the ball isn't the same as winning the ball

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

Paris after the France vs Morocco match regardless of who wins